Thread: Cricket scores around the world

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

gay, gay, gay, gay, gay convicts, ruining test cricket with their tacky gaynesss...

It is just up the road of one of the most well known gay streets in the South Pacific

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

Where have all the poms gone on this thread??
You guys really are the ultimate fair weather supporters.

Here goes Wally acting like one again and again....

For the record, I didn't miss a ball after a woke up, listening on my phone whilst I was out and about on a glorious Saturday living my life and recovering from the fact that I had to work a whole day last week.

Ho hum! Boring days again. The sun in its heaven and Australia flogging the Poms.

^^ whats with the photos of the welsh bloodnuts ?

Why not give the Poms an even break? Let 'em bat three times. Make it interesting at least.

^we'd still lose - really, this current mob; if we had one extra innings the convicts would still beat us, and comfortably too...

How can I tie in a story line of an eyewatering experience on a squat toilet in Kra Sang and the MCC? There must be a connexion somewhere. Give me a nudge lads!

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Yes, pink stumps are a disgrace - gay, gay, gay, gay, gay convicts, ruining test cricket with their tacky gaynesss...

I take it you have absolutely ZERO idea of the significance of pink on display (stumps or otherwise) during this Test, and nobody you know has ever had their lives affected in some way or another by breast cancer?. Best case scenario is you're fucking thick, and extremely lucky.

Originally Posted by Headworx

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Yes, pink stumps are a disgrace - gay, gay, gay, gay, gay convicts, ruining test cricket with their tacky gaynesss...

I take it you have absolutely ZERO idea of the significance of pink on display (stumps or otherwise) during this Test, and nobody you know has ever had their lives affected in some way or another by breast cancer?. Best case scenario is you're fucking thick, and extremely lucky.

You're right, I didn't. Thanks for pointing it out.

Your last 3 or 4 clauses would better suit a different thread on a different subforum. There's lots of banter on this thread, it's not always/ever PC or sensitive, so you may feel more comfortable elsewhere or realize where you are on the forum and post accordingly. Are you a convict?

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

What's your point?

It's the best format.

Not saying it isn't - played it at school

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

&, as an aside, your beer is shite, your women are fat, your politicians are stupid and ugly, and your pies are tasteless...

You're a real pr!ck!!!!




We have some very good pies

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

You're a real pr!ck!!!!

He is That.

Aussie pies were alright from my memory. The Macdonalds ranges were more than alright, stunning infact...as was Uluru...postcards can't portray the real effect of that phenomena, Olgas too. Vegemite still lagged a poor second to Marmite though...

Ashamed at myself really by not backing the 5-0 as my gut felt....Talked it through with mates and they thought I was mad with pre-series feelings, so knocked my gut feelings back a nudge to bet Oz 3-2 and 4-1. The 4-1 punt was 25/1, 5-0 was way wider, can't remember exactly what they were, but those long shot feelings will always be knocked back with reasoning

Never be swayed and bet against your guts!

Originally Posted by pompeysbroke

shamed at myself really by not backing the 5-0

Upset for you there, fella... Shame, you would have had some nice winnings, could've drank some Leo and shagged some LBs...

Wouldn't you feel more comfortable on the football, darts and snooker threads? Mr Onnut Beer garden...

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

We have some very good pies

I knew that'd rile you lot up...

Here's a proper pie for you convicts to dream about (even got an Aussie tourist in the pic):

Yes Betty, the English do pies very well.

Your Cook has had Broad, Anderson, Swann, Monty, Rankin & co. serving up a variety of them in Australia all summer

^there is some truth in that, Wally; & we were hoping for the internationally famed Johnson Pies...

Originally Posted by Headworx

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Yes, pink stumps are a disgrace - gay, gay, gay, gay, gay convicts, ruining test cricket with their tacky gaynesss...

I take it you have absolutely ZERO idea of the significance of pink on display (stumps or otherwise) during this Test, and nobody you know has ever had their lives affected in some way or another by breast cancer?. Best case scenario is you're fucking thick, and extremely lucky.

She is that. An ignoramus too

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

Where have all the poms gone on this thread??

Sorry. Unlike you lot, I actually play the game every Saturday. Just sat down to check what a fucking mess England are making of things.

With a bunch of issan retirees?

I see one of the Aaustralian newspapers has a front page declaring that this Australian team "can rightly be labeled INVINCIBLE"

Oh dear.

Originally Posted by Bobcock

I see one of the Aaustralian newspapers has a front page declaring that this Australian team "can rightly be labeled INVINCIBLE"

Oh dear.

Indeed...tempting fate...the English are probably going to have over two days to get the runs...but that is Sydney,the brashest city in the country.

Obviously the brashest of the brash.

As a team they are a long way from the great side. They are good but have been carried by certain players in this series.

Well deserved winners, but invincible.... I hope that bites them on the ass.

Indeed, a bit much.
This test can still be lost and unlike the last five zip it has not been so much grinding into the dust as it has been watching them fall apart in a spectacular fashion.
Each test has hinged on a session and England have bottled it each time.