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2/37 Bell pops it up to gully.

England should just attack attack attack........ If it ends today they can catch an earlier flight.

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

Originally Posted by Bobcock

Yes I was just thinking how even it has been with Australia just winning the key sessions.

Very funny Bob. You keep on rehashing my comments in the last series, which have turned out to be quite valid.

I did try to warn you that things would be different this time around, didn't I

You try to make it sound like you were the only one who knew.

Rehash my comments where I said otherwise.........

Nooooooo!!!!!!! Not Johnson..... Not in the tests.........555555

How many of this lot are in the one day side?

Bell gone. Here we go again...

I have things I need to do at home, but each time I get up to do something I miss watching another pom fall. You get the feeling England have already given up, and just want to get it over and done with as quick as possible..

Cardburys' bat has just given up...

KP gone.
Will we make tea?

The South African gone for 6.

Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles

You get the feeling England have already given up, and just want to get it over and done with as quick as possible

It felt like that from day 2 of the 1st test.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

The South African gone for 6.

555555.... Which one?

5/90.....

37 wickets for Mitch.

The stats gurus gonna have a field day with this series...

Just letting you guys know Mitch is bowling pies again and the Poms are chocking on them.

Finish them off, let MJ get to 40 and England can fuck off home.

This has been embarrassing if we are honest.

What is chocking LT? Never heard that term before......

It's been a shame.



6/91
But I want to hear the lamentations of your women....

can England face 30 overs?

What was a full Balmy Army tour worth? 5, 10k quid?
They must be pissed off..

WTF? - just wrote a few emails, then checked the scores - 96/7 (23.3 ov)

Will this one be the most brutal arse raping so far??

Gladstone Small critiquing Clarkes' field placings......
Thanks Gladstone, I think he is doing fine without your help...

Originally Posted by Bruce Bayliss

That's why there is a massive crowd of cockroaches at the SCG

When were the tickets bought?

Originally Posted by peaches

You're a Pom! right ?

Nope, Sydney's Eastern Suburbs boy

The only positive that England can take from this tour is Stokes - who only made it in the team because trott departed. Ironically, MJ was only picked because our other bowlers were injured too..

I hope that the England player of the series [sic] is given to Stokes.

Actually, I can't think of any other possible candidate

^ only 274 runs!

Originally Posted by Bobcock

I hope that the England player of the series [sic] is given to Stokes.

Actually, I can't think of any other possible candidate

He's the only one who would make a combined team.
Maybe KP for Bailey....





And the dietitian.

Stokes gone.

More sixes in this series than any other...