Thread: Lunch ... the second course

Originally Posted by Mendip

New potatoes all the way for me

Originally Posted by Mendip

add butter.

Yeah

Fuck the mint

Originally Posted by Mendip

the wife asked if I fancied sharing her rat for lunch.

From delicat to disgusting in two seconds

Take my word for it

You need a medical asap

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Considering how self righteous you are i'm shocked you have slaves, shocked but not surprised.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Considering how self righteous you are i'm shocked you have slaves, shocked but not surprised.

You do realize that there is a another possibility as to how a person is serving me some BBQd pork for lunch?

A food of the Gods lunch, a BLT, with homemade sandwich bread and mayo. The loading sequence is mayo. lettuce, tomato, bacon.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

You do realize that there is a another possibility as to how a person is serving me some BBQd pork for lunch?

Got him cheap on day release?

Originally Posted by Topper

I've never seen one like that before

I don't think you get warthogs in the Phils

Lettuce had to be used today or thrown out, so another BLT was called for. This time, a medium size baguette from the freezer was playing host. Always look forward to slicing into a baguette, seeing if the aeration has been OK. This one looks good.



Slowly pan grilling the bacon to get the fat rendered down.



Decided to 'toast' the cut sides of the baguette in the bacon fat after the bacon had been put to one side.



Just crisped up the sides, and absorbed some of the fat.



A good slather of mayo top and bottom sides, lettuce, tomato, then some seasoning.



The bacon, then more lettuce.



An absolute winner, possibly the best I've ever eaten (think it could have been the toasting in bacon fat that swung it).

Superb as always, sir!

Rather too much 'L' for me.

Thursday curry day coming up and I also managed to fit another one in on Tuesday. The usual rice and three, but this time with spinach and potato and two specials of the day: keema peas (hello Mendy!) and chicken balti. Extra chilies, coriander and chopped ginger on top and it was fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

it was fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

I've never heard anyone use that word in relation to a 2000 calorie oil laden meal of Gupta's dubious meat before.

It's anything but fiiiiiiiiiiiiit mate, The word you are looking for is most likely dogggggg, piiiiiiigeon or caaaaaaaaaaat.

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^ The peas are very good for you!

^ Would you let Hal use your toilet with a gut full of curried peas?

He can go for it, I don't do the cleaning.

Mind you, neither does the wife very often.

So, no, I guess I'd rather he used the gardener's toilet.

Originally Posted by PAG

An absolute winner, possibly the best I've ever eaten (think it could have been the toasting in bacon fat that swung it).

...Together with that half a tub of Butter/Philadelphia youve slapped on the bread.



Gotta totally agree with Cyrille here.

You can't really call that a BLT, it's more of a LBT... Lurpak, Bacon and Tree

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

...Together with that half a tub of Butter/Philadelphia youve slapped on the bread.



Gotta totally agree with Cyrille here.

You can't really call that a BLT, it's more of a LBT... Lurpak, Bacon and Tree

C'mon Dill, pay attention, homemade Mayo: Easy Mayonnaise

That is one big ass sammy PAG. Gonna be stuck in you for a few days.

Not sure about a baguette BLT. I prefer some thin sliced bread, loads of bacon, few tomato slices and a bit of lettuce.

Glad you didn't waste the lettuce.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

That is one big ass sammy PAG. Gonna be stuck in you for a few days.

It is indeed...but if you just walked into a service station toilet and spotted Hal exiting trap 1 and know Pag is still there constipated in trap 6, I'm pretty sure you'd wait and risk the floater

Sorry, I shouldn't have had those 3 Leffes to finish last night.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Sorry, I shouldn't have had those 3 Leffes to finish last night.

^ Well, at least you'll be getting your money's worth out of that fancy plastic car cover you were showing off about.

Originally Posted by PAG

C'mon Dill, pay attention, homemade Mayo: Easy Mayonnaise

I did see that. I've been meaning to get around to give it a try or maybe a homemade version of this bastardised Heinz stuff...

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

It is indeed...but if you just walked into a service station toilet and spotted Hal exiting trap 1 and know Pag is still there constipated in trap 6, I'm pretty sure you'd wait and risk the floater

Sorry, I shouldn't have had those 3 Leffes to finish last night.

I agree ol PAG is going to be pushing out marbles in a few days while he is gripping the handicap bar in the shitter stall screaming like he passing a stone.

Have a few more Dil.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Well, at least you'll be getting your money's worth out of that fancy plastic car cover you were showing off about.

I got two nights sleep in that, then sent it back.
It was like fukkin camping out on the last night and not really suited to this climate



Try doing that in Thailand

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I did see that. I've been meaning to get around to give it a try or maybe a homemade version of this bastardised Heinz stuff...

Easy enough, homemade mayo then just add some of the homemade Sriracha to taste: https://teakdoor.com/the-kitchen/215...ml#post4518795 (Thai Sauces)

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Try doing that in Thailand

Yeah, well... if ever I am in need of an industrial strength, waterproof covering for my bed I'll let you know how it all goes.