Thread: Dinner

Didn't you post that pic already? Your disgusting slop all looks the same at this point, so hard to tell.

Originally Posted by BLD

And beans..living the yellow sticker dream Joe.

Is it a dream or a nightmare?

Originally Posted by bsnub

Didn't you post that pic already? Your disgusting slop all looks the same at this point, so hard to tell.

A lot of it comes from farcebook.

Only the truly appalling stuff is genuine - like that translucent lasagne that still makes me feel queasy three days later.

Fooking miserable cunto you are cybil. Joe just feeding his kids innit

^ I'm sure they feed themselves, whenever possible

Just nuked this steak in the microwave.

Originally Posted by cyrille

A lot of it comes from farcebook

You doubt my culinary cuisine creations?

Originally Posted by cyrille

A lot of it comes from farcebook.

'rate my plate'

Originally Posted by armstrong

Just nuked this steak in the microwave.

Is that the extended family sat behind?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Is that the extended family sat behind?

All my great mates because I'm such a fun and likeable guy.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

It doesn't get more decadent than steak four times in a week..

I don't call shoe leather decadent.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

I don't call shoe leather decadent.

Well, when I were a lad we couldn't afford shoes. Had to walk three mile to school every day bare foot.

Yup, me too. In the snow, wearing a hessian sack as a shirt, uphill… both ways!

Originally Posted by DrWilly

wearing a hessian sack as a shirt

The best dressed Aussie in the village.


Last night it was Birthday lamb, a non-repetitive, non-sloppy Birthday meal (I hope ).

The wife put this together and even deigned to join us, albeit with rice and chilli sauce, the heathen!



I was about to boast that it was knives and forks only, but have just noticed that the wife had sneaked in a spoon with her silverware. I guess that's permissible when you have rice with your roast lamb? I don't know. I think a good compromise would have been to use one of my Singapore Airlines 'Sporks', but this is all hindsight.

No peas on my Birthday!

I didn't like to say anything and besides, I coped OK anyway so no point in making a fuss.

It just shows that an old dog can learn new tricks!



My best Birthday present?

I didn't get much but this made my day... the daughter had mentioned to one of her schoolmates it was my Birthday...

It wasn't the five banana and chocolate chip muffins that made my day, it was the accompanying message!

What a lovely thought!

You must have been chuffed.

^ I was, and still am really chuffed.

These things make it all worthwhile.

^^ Your daughter's handwriting looks very similar to your own

So thats why you were quiet on here yesterday, obviously on nest change over duty, if you know what I mean.
Belated Happy 60th birthday, fella.

^ It was my daughter's best friend's handwriting, hence why she called me 'Mr...', plus also the whole meaning of the sentence.

I have to say, and I really don't like expletives or blasphemes, but Jesus Fucking Christ, was that not obvious?

Anyway, Birthday rant over and thank you for your best wishes, but I am nowhere near 60!

What a lovely little girl to go out of her way to bake a box of muffins and write out a special note about her friend for her sexagenarian father's birthday.

^ Exactly!

What a lovely gesture.

And that is what really struck me, in this world of bad news and doom and gloom.

Kids are so innocent and happy.

It was just 'nice'.

So please leave this 'sex' stuff out of it.

I have a 'home' life, and I have a 'passport' life.

Happy 60th Mendy!

Sixty is the new 50 they reckon!

Happy birthday.

I'm not fukking 60!

Denial mate. Just join the club and be happy with it.