Thread: Dinner

They should at the price

Could have done with ten minutes more in the pan.

Far too raw for my liking.

If I was you I'd get down the pharmacy for some worming tablets.

I have to say I fukin hate all these mini saucepan trendy shite. It was bollocks in the early 2000s.

^ You spoil that kid, if she wants 'Mac and shit', let her have it. I hope she's better now.

Tell her not to look at this site, look a few posts above there's some weird shit out there.

Edit. A few posts above.

^ I approve, Mr. Armstrong. Looks friggin great!!!!!!

Originally Posted by armstrong

Oh god I hope the American approve.

We do.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Could have done with ten minutes more in the pan.

No it couldn't.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Far too raw for my liking.

That is not raw you chav.

Fvck off Snubbles you cannibal.

I didn’t see it, but I trust subs judgement on food more than I do yours chitty

Cooked to perfection I approve.

Fending for myself this evening.

Got enough spud?

I confess I do like my spuds, must be my 1/4 Irish ancestry


In fact a discussion at the table was about gaining an Irish passport....

^ Did Hal down the gravy boat in one?

That's not your dinner, Joe.

1) There's nowhere near enough meat on the plate for you.
2) You are left-handed and the fork is in position for a right-hander.

Come one, Joe. Where did you rip the photo from?

Originally Posted by Neverna

That's not your dinner, Joe.

1) There's nowhere near enough meat on the plate for you.
2) You are left-handed and the fork is in position for a right-hander.

Come one, Joe. Where did you rip the photo from?

Ruddy hell Nev, well spotted!

Where is my knife?

I think I used it to carve the duck while setting the table it was all a bit of a blur as I was catering for ravenous teenagers whilst pissed up on gut rot.

And no Hal wasn't invited Dill on account that he's currently sat in a sauna in the Artic circle perusing MMs CV for a Celta position underneath him the dirty fooker!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I was catering for ravenous teenagers

Invisible ones, at that.

Originally Posted by Neverna

That's not your dinner, Joe.

1) There's nowhere near enough meat on the plate for you.
2) You are left-handed and the fork is in position for a right-hander.

3) Table dressed for 5, who is the guest cook?

Originally Posted by Neverna

That's not your dinner, Joe.

1) There's nowhere near enough meat on the plate for you.
2) You are left-handed and the fork is in position for a right-hander.

3)His is the only plate without Yorkshire pud.

It looked unlikely to me, but I'm the trusting type.

OK so yet another thread to not trust Joe on.

In reality he was sozzled and remembers next to nothing about the meal.

File it with all his nonsense about two-tier policing.

Originally Posted by Neverna

2) You are left-handed and the fork is in position for a right-hander.

My mum's gammy handed and she tells me that as a kid, she was forced to eat 'right-handed', and left-handed kids were trained to become right-handed.

Gammy-handedness wasn't really approved of back in the day.

Originally Posted by Molle

3) Table dressed for 5, who is the guest cook?

4) No yellow sticker on the bottle of water.

Originally Posted by cyrille

His is the only plate without Yorkshire pud.

Some seafood.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

A full house at Chez Chitty yesterday for my roast duck and all the trimmings, was bloody hard work. It's nice when there's a concerted effort from everyone with the washing and clearing up.

Looks very nice, Joe! I'm sure the kids enjoyed!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

And no Hal wasn't invited Dill on account that he's currently sat in a sauna in the Artic circle perusing MMs CV for a Celta position underneath him the dirty fooker!

Ya right!



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I made my own homemade fries, they look more like wedges though.


Started like this...




Three potatoes like that, cut in uneven pieces.



Added the above seasonings, mixed around in a bowl, before putting them in my air fryer. Put them in for 20 mins, mixing them every five minutes.







After 20 mins, the fries came out crispy and delicious!




Should try it! I normally cook sweet potatoes like this as they are even better tasting. Keep the skin on!

Originally Posted by Edmond

Invisible ones, at that.

who in their right mind would lie about making dinner?

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Some seafood.

Where was that ripped from?
At least mine is actually made and not a ripped photo.