Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I put together a Penang Curry this evening.

You "put together...". If there's gayer terminology for knocking up a bit of scran then I'm yet to hear it.

Cripes, Booby! What did you have for 'dessert'? Peach sorbet?

Originally Posted by thaimeme

The wide variety of wild shrooms found by foraging - now that's fresh [and real]

Oh right. So instead of going to Foodland I'll head out into a nearby field, in Pattaya, and forage around the animal dung looking for them next time. You get off on that apparently, but I'll just go to a supermarket...

Originally Posted by Dillinger

From Bistro 33 and cheaper than a hooters Philly cheesesteak

A young calf is cheaper than a Hooter's Philly cheese steak and probably better tasting.

Your rice looks nice Betty mate ,, lots of separate grains going on there

Cant green ya at the mo

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Your rice looks nice Betty mate ,, lots of separate grains going on there

Cant green ya at the mo

I can't green him as it would make me vomit. He probably spent a couple of hours separating those grains. The time could have been better spent by sorting those disgusting stingy chilis out. Probably not allowed to have a knife.

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

ts a poxy battered banana slice from the local cauldron of boiling oil

If your gonna take part here your gonna have to up your game mate

Got the squits from that dodgy curry, have we ?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Got the squits from that dodgy curry, have we ?

Aren't all curries dodgy? You never know how even a well cooked curry might react with your particular digestive process on a particular day.

Couple that with eating street side curries and it's literally a crap shoot.

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

I have told you to stop calling Jeff , Jeff ok ? Jeff gets right upset if you insist on calling him Jeff

Jeff aint gonna like that in the morning ^

BTW my curries as all my food is indeed prepared and cooked under the most stringent hygiene conditions

I must have cooked thousands of meals for loads of folk over the years ,, never made anyone ill so far

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

I must have cooked thousands of meals for loads of folk over the years ,, never made anyone ill so far

Christ ! You certainly have the knack of setting yourself up. Altogether now -

Nigel makes us sick.

I'm sure I could make an exception for you ^

I'll have a look in Tesco's skip tomorrow night on the way home ,, see if they have a nice bit of " mature " chicken

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Originally Posted by Headworx

^&^^ Thank you gents. I'd forgotten how nice fresh mushrooms taste, will find some ways to get them on the plate more often now. A mushroom and bacon burger comes to mind straight away.

The wide variety of wild shrooms found by foraging - now that's fresh [and real]

....less the expected homogenous commercial hybrids encased in plastic.


Semantics.

fuk off Jeff

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

BTW my curries as all my food is indeed prepared and cooked under the most stringent hygiene conditions

I must have cooked thousands of meals for loads of folk over the years ,, never made anyone ill so far

That's just your word, Nige.....

Headworx. Check your rep...Think I must have greened you about 8 times.

I think there's a gliche in the reputation button?

^No Chas, just the one and thanks for the kind words.

There's a red in there too from some sad-sack cvnt who posts often in this most excellent thread, but he contributes nothing. Which might not be a bad thing, unless you were seriously sick you wouldn't want to see any photos of his idea of a steaming hot meal...

When in Peru,…

Thats good to see they have past they're sell by date stuff on offer there to ! ^

^^ Is that a chicken Kiev ?




You orrible bastard

^^^I see his friends went to the cremation!

I 'ad a fucking avocado and prawn bastard bloomer last night innit.


...nope still sounds gay.

Simple. Tasty.