Dinner

I think betsy's square plate should win the prize.

Did you actually go into a shop and buy a set of plates like that? If you remove the food, is it Mount Fuji? I see snow and blue stuff. But no cherry blossom. And my neck aches.

Is that your wallet? is it full of money?

Kerrygold butter is the bestest.

The big mushies - you make a sort of garlic butter and stuff them with that, sprinkle with cheese and breadcrumbs and stick them in the oven. Finishing off under the grill to crisp them up a bit.

Take the leg bit off and chop that into the butter.

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Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I put together a Penang Curry this evening.

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You "put together...". If there's gayer terminology for knocking up a bit of scran then I'm yet to hear it.

Cripes, Booby! What did you have for 'dessert'? Peach sorbet?

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Originally Posted by thaimeme

The wide variety of wild shrooms found by foraging - now that's fresh [and real]

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Oh right. So instead of going to Foodland I'll head out into a nearby field, in Pattaya, and forage around the animal dung looking for them next time. You get off on that apparently, but I'll just go to a supermarket...

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Originally Posted by patsycat

I think betsy's square plate should win the prize.

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Thank you, Patsy. It's nice to know your thinking about me; I'll have some sweet dreams tonight. :)

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Originally Posted by patsycat

Did you actually go into a shop and buy a set of plates like that?

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Actually, only one, when I first came here and had an empty apartment to fill. When the missus came (& that cruel word needn't negatively affect our relationship), she bought some other stuff; not as nice as my selection...

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Originally Posted by somtamslap

You "put together...". If there's gayer terminology for knocking up a bit of scran then I'm yet to hear it.

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You won't be invited to join The Shifters if you refuse to respect an artistic bent!

&, btw, the missus cooked it, not me. :)

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

From Bistro 33 and cheaper than a hooters Philly cheesesteak

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A young calf is cheaper than a Hooter's Philly cheese steak and probably better tasting.

Your rice looks nice Betty mate ,, lots of separate grains going on there

Cant green ya at the mo

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Chicken kiev(full of garlic butter)

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I'm calling foul on that one !!!

Its a poxy battered banana slice from the local cauldron of boiling oil

If your gonna take part here your gonna have to up your game mate :)

and to make matters worse I have told you to stop calling Jeff , Jeff ok ? Jeff gets right upset if you insist on calling him Jeff

Red sent ! :):england:

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Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Your rice looks nice Betty mate ,, lots of separate grains going on there

Cant green ya at the mo

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I can't green him as it would make me vomit. He probably spent a couple of hours separating those grains. The time could have been better spent by sorting those disgusting stingy chilis out. Probably not allowed to have a knife.

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Originally Posted by nigelandjan

ts a poxy battered banana slice from the local cauldron of boiling oil

If your gonna take part here your gonna have to up your game mate

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Got the squits from that dodgy curry, have we ? :)

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Got the squits from that dodgy curry, have we ?

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Aren't all curries dodgy? You never know how even a well cooked curry might react with your particular digestive process on a particular day.

Couple that with eating street side curries and it's literally a crap shoot.

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Originally Posted by nigelandjan

I have told you to stop calling Jeff , Jeff ok ? Jeff gets right upset if you insist on calling him Jeff

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:rofl: Jeff aint gonna like that in the morning ^

BTW my curries as all my food is indeed prepared and cooked under the most stringent hygiene conditions

I must have cooked thousands of meals for loads of folk over the years ,, never made anyone ill so far

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Originally Posted by nigelandjan

I must have cooked thousands of meals for loads of folk over the years ,, never made anyone ill so far

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Christ ! You certainly have the knack of setting yourself up. Altogether now -

Nigel makes us sick.

I'm sure I could make an exception for you ^ :)

I'll have a look in Tesco's skip tomorrow night on the way home ,, see if they have a nice bit of " mature " chicken

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Originally Posted by thaimeme

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Originally Posted by Headworx

^&^^ Thank you gents. I'd forgotten how nice fresh mushrooms taste, will find some ways to get them on the plate more often now. A mushroom and bacon burger comes to mind straight away.

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The wide variety of wild shrooms found by foraging - now that's fresh [and real]

....less the expected homogenous commercial hybrids encased in plastic.


Semantics.


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fuk off Jeff

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Originally Posted by nigelandjan

BTW my curries as all my food is indeed prepared and cooked under the most stringent hygiene conditions

I must have cooked thousands of meals for loads of folk over the years ,, never made anyone ill so far

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That's just your word, Nige.....
:rolleyes:

Headworx. Check your rep...Think I must have greened you about 8 times.

I think there's a gliche in the reputation button?

^No Chas, just the one and thanks for the kind words.

There's a red in there too from some sad-sack cvnt who posts often in this most excellent thread, but he contributes nothing. Which might not be a bad thing, unless you were seriously sick you wouldn't want to see any photos of his idea of a steaming hot meal...

When in Peru,…

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Thats good to see they have past they're sell by date stuff on offer there to ! ^

^^ Is that a chicken Kiev ?




You orrible bastard :)

^^^I see his friends went to the cremation!

I 'ad a fucking avocado and prawn bastard bloomer last night innit.


...nope still sounds gay.

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Simple. Tasty.