Page 9 of 19 FirstFirst 1234567891011121314151617 ... LastLast
Results 201 to 225 of 453

Thread: Dear Pooly...

  1. #201
    Bubbly Sales Girl
    Ice Maiden's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Last Online
    06-06-2013 @ 05:40 AM
    Location
    Grimsby
    Posts
    2,594
    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
    Dear Pooly, I am really shy with gals. What can I do to overcome this fear?
    I'll give you a females point of view

    This is something that takes time, you can't expect to wake up the following morning and be rid of this, it is a personality trait.

    But don't be so quick as to try and overcome this completely! Some females find this quite an attractive trait to a certain point.

    Why would you want to change yourself just to please others? I think you should question and examine your motives very carefully. Change only works on the film "Grease" in my opinion.

    Being shy is what makes you, YOU. Try to learn how to accept this. And if females don't like this about you then it is best to forget them for your benefit.

    But don't despair I'm sure you'll meet someone that will like this trait

    - Now that was quite fun!
    Welcome to the jungle!

  2. #202
    Aspiring Guru
    poolcleaner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    27-07-2006 @ 09:21 PM
    Location
    pratunam
    Posts
    4,456
    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Maiden
    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
    Dear Pooly, I am really shy with gals. What can I do to overcome this fear?
    I'll give you a females point of view

    This is something that takes time, you can't expect to wake up the following morning and be rid of this, it is a personality trait.

    But don't be so quick as to try and overcome this completely! Some females find this quite an attractive trait to a certain point.

    Why would you want to change yourself just to please others? I think you should question and examine your motives very carefully. Change only works on the film "Grease" in my opinion.

    Being shy is what makes you, YOU. Try to learn how to accept this. And if females don't like this about you then it is best to forget them for your benefit.

    But don't despair I'm sure you'll meet someone that will like this trait

    - Now that was quite fun!
    Wow!!
    Very impressive!

    Ever thought about buying into a "Dear Pooly" franchise?
    You could make a killing!

    I was going to suggest you use the age old shyness remedy of getting well lathered before you make the move.
    That wat the inevitable rejection doesn't feel so bad!

  3. #203
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    20-09-2006 @ 09:55 PM
    Posts
    2,975
    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Maiden
    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
    Dear Pooly, I am really shy with gals. What can I do to overcome this fear?
    I'll give you a females point of view

    This is something that takes time, you can't expect to wake up the following morning and be rid of this, it is a personality trait.

    But don't be so quick as to try and overcome this completely! Some females find this quite an attractive trait to a certain point.

    Why would you want to change yourself just to please others? I think you should question and examine your motives very carefully. Change only works on the film "Grease" in my opinion.

    Being shy is what makes you, YOU. Try to learn how to accept this. And if females don't like this about you then it is best to forget them for your benefit.

    But don't despair I'm sure you'll meet someone that will like this trait

    - Now that was quite fun!
    Thanks Ice. I am a too shy to respond coz I am too ......erm, see, I said that already, coz......well......you is a gal and I am a guy and :gulp: I am too shy.




  4. #204
    Bubbly Sales Girl
    Ice Maiden's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Last Online
    06-06-2013 @ 05:40 AM
    Location
    Grimsby
    Posts
    2,594
    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Maiden
    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Sensible
    Dear Pooly, I am really shy with gals. What can I do to overcome this fear?
    I'll give you a females point of view

    This is something that takes time, you can't expect to wake up the following morning and be rid of this, it is a personality trait.

    But don't be so quick as to try and overcome this completely! Some females find this quite an attractive trait to a certain point.

    Why would you want to change yourself just to please others? I think you should question and examine your motives very carefully. Change only works on the film "Grease" in my opinion.

    Being shy is what makes you, YOU. Try to learn how to accept this. And if females don't like this about you then it is best to forget them for your benefit.

    But don't despair I'm sure you'll meet someone that will like this trait

    - Now that was quite fun!
    Wow!!
    Very impressive!

    Ever thought about buying into a "Dear Pooly" franchise?
    You could make a killing!

    I was going to suggest you use the age old shyness remedy of getting well lathered before you make the move.
    That wat the inevitable rejection doesn't feel so bad!
    I haven't thought of that but maybe I should. I could be a female version!

  5. #205

    R.I.P.


    dirtydog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Pattaya Jomtien
    Posts
    58,763
    isn't aunty poolie a female version

  6. #206
    A bladdy woman
    Goddess of Whatever's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    29-04-2009 @ 05:13 PM
    Location
    Somewhere I belong but it won't be last long
    Posts
    4,247
    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    Lunch time is comming again.

    What should I eat, Pooly?

    It's fekking difficult to me to choose the place and the dish. Help!!



    Where are you?
    That would help me choose a place.

    I always recommend a light lunch so why not try a salad.
    Try and keep away from rice (ha!) and maybe if you need meat eat some grilled fish. The one caked in salt would be good.

    Aim for only two bottles of beer for lunch because whoknows what the evening has in store and you don't want to have a head start on the otters. (unlike Wally!)

    Finish with some fresh papaya.

    Pick up from a take away and eat in a quiet place where you can observe people without being interrupted.
    I trust you I didn't eat rice at lunch time, I went to MBK and had Rad-Na Moo. It was great! No, no beer mates. I don't like beer, it make me fat, I don't want to be fat again.. ho ho ho..

    Now it's 18.35, I am thinking about fresh papaya hmm... yummy!!!

    I'll go to eat soon, I guess.

    Have a nice evening na ja, P' Pooly.

  7. #207
    A bladdy woman
    Goddess of Whatever's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    29-04-2009 @ 05:13 PM
    Location
    Somewhere I belong but it won't be last long
    Posts
    4,247
    Quote Originally Posted by Ice Maiden
    Quote Originally Posted by poolcleaner
    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    I have the same problem as you. When I was in the University. I spent my whole time with my male friends, noone had feelings for me either.

    Hey, where I live is about 20 km from Pattaya. PM me anytime then we can have a drink and make a discussion about this together.
    Now Gow are we talking about feelings ie emotions or feelings 'drag you behind the bicycle shed'?

    One is vastlymore desirable than the otter!
    I was quite shocked to hear this GoW, I'm sure they had feelings for you but were too shy to tell

    Nah.. not really, they didn't have any feelings but who cares, I don't care anymore.

    Alright, lets talk about US..ho ho ho.. I'm kindly to meet you one day.

  8. #208
    A bladdy woman
    Goddess of Whatever's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    29-04-2009 @ 05:13 PM
    Location
    Somewhere I belong but it won't be last long
    Posts
    4,247
    Dear Pooly,

    I don't have anything to do anymore but the boss doesn't let me go home. I am trying to enjoy reading Teakdoor but I have no mood! It would be perfect if I could go home, eating while reading some posts here.

    I don't have anything to ask you, I just want to tell you what I am doing at the moment.


    Ok, I should post some shite on a company forum now to complain about this stuff.. hehehehe..


    GoW

  9. #209
    Aspiring Guru
    poolcleaner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    27-07-2006 @ 09:21 PM
    Location
    pratunam
    Posts
    4,456
    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    Dear Pooly,

    I don't have anything to do anymore but the boss doesn't let me go home. I am trying to enjoy reading Teakdoor but I have no mood! It would be perfect if I could go home, eating while reading some posts here.

    I don't have anything to ask you, I just want to tell you what I am doing at the moment.


    Ok, I should post some shite on a company forum now to complain about this stuff.. hehehehe..


    GoW

    Do like the rest of us GoW.

    Surf for porn and stupid pictures and then post them here.

    Also, you should start one interesting post every day!

    If you're really bored at work there's always masturbation (don't forget the piccys!! )

  10. #210
    A bladdy woman
    Goddess of Whatever's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    29-04-2009 @ 05:13 PM
    Location
    Somewhere I belong but it won't be last long
    Posts
    4,247
    Dear Pooly,

    I'm too tired to please myself. Porn? Yeah, I have a lot at work but how can I post them here?

    Interesting! Posting porn here!!!!!

    How can I do that, The Dog? Help!

  11. #211
    Aspiring Guru
    poolcleaner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    27-07-2006 @ 09:21 PM
    Location
    pratunam
    Posts
    4,456
    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    Dear Pooly,

    I'm too tired to please myself. Porn? Yeah, I have a lot at work but how can I post them here?

    Interesting! Posting porn here!!!!!

    How can I do that, The Dog? Help!
    Start a gallery.
    Browse the pics.
    Load to gallery.
    Click on the pic in the gallery.
    Right click and select 'copy image location'.
    Go to forum, select the little picture frame, paste the link and you have posted a porny!

  12. #212
    A bladdy woman
    Goddess of Whatever's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    29-04-2009 @ 05:13 PM
    Location
    Somewhere I belong but it won't be last long
    Posts
    4,247
    I don't mean piccies, I mean vedio files.



  13. #213
    Aspiring Guru
    poolcleaner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    27-07-2006 @ 09:21 PM
    Location
    pratunam
    Posts
    4,456
    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    I don't mean piccies, I mean vedio files.


    Post the links to the site................quickly!!!!

  14. #214
    A bladdy woman
    Goddess of Whatever's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    29-04-2009 @ 05:13 PM
    Location
    Somewhere I belong but it won't be last long
    Posts
    4,247
    I don't have the link, I have loads of files on my PC here.


  15. #215
    Aspiring Guru
    poolcleaner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    27-07-2006 @ 09:21 PM
    Location
    pratunam
    Posts
    4,456
    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    I don't have the link, I have loads of files on my PC here.

    Why have you got a computer full of pron at work?

    T.I.T!!

  16. #216
    A bladdy woman
    Goddess of Whatever's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    29-04-2009 @ 05:13 PM
    Location
    Somewhere I belong but it won't be last long
    Posts
    4,247
    When my workmates got some, they just share to everyone and errr.. I am a good girl, can't say no to watch and save 'em. Just in case my mates lost 'em then I still have if they want to watch again.



  17. #217
    Not an expat
    Fabian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    04-09-2017 @ 09:31 PM
    Location
    Hamburg, cold dark Germany
    Posts
    5,381
    Sometimes I am surprised that anything in Thailand is still working.

  18. #218
    A bladdy woman
    Goddess of Whatever's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    29-04-2009 @ 05:13 PM
    Location
    Somewhere I belong but it won't be last long
    Posts
    4,247
    Sometimes I just try to be somebody else.

  19. #219
    Northern Hermit
    friscofrankie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    Chiangmai, Thailand
    Posts
    7,526
    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    When my workmates got some, they just share to everyone and errr.. I am a good girl, can't say no to watch and save 'em. Just in case my mates lost 'em then I still have if they want to watch again.


    And I thought they were home movies!!!

  20. #220
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    In a rather cold and dark place
    Posts
    12,823
    Dear Poolie

    I just had to stop myself pinging a students bra strap whilst walking up the stairs behind her.

    The dirty little slut should not be showing her underwear to the boys in the first place even if it is through a T-shirt.

    I know it is unacceptable for me to ping students bra straps but is it ok to train a few of the boys to do it for me?

    Yours

    Mr Sq

  21. #221
    Aspiring Guru
    poolcleaner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    27-07-2006 @ 09:21 PM
    Location
    pratunam
    Posts
    4,456
    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    Dear Poolie

    I just had to stop myself pinging a students bra strap whilst walking up the stairs behind her.

    The dirty little slut should not be showing her underwear to the boys in the first place even if it is through a T-shirt.

    I know it is unacceptable for me to ping students bra straps but is it ok to train a few of the boys to do it for me?

    Yours

    Mr Sq
    Hmm..........I like this one.

    Self control. It's a damn nuisance sometimes.
    You're heart says go but the head says no!

    We're actually dealing with consequences here.
    Taking a risk so to speak, but even more than that.

    The real consequences of this action is what the girl's reaction will be.
    What would you like it to be Mrs Q.?
    'Bra-strap' pinging is a form of flirting, I mean you don't ping your granny do you? (Well, maybe you do Mrs Q but not many others do!)

    So pinging the student is fine as long as
    a) it's not in front of the wrong people ie her mom, the principal, the local abbott etc.
    b) you can accept her rebuttal to your advances.
    c) if she's game you can accept her advances.

    The general rule about sex with students that I've noted from perusing the pages of Thailand's leading teacher's and sexpat forum is:

    Under no circumstances should a teacher engage in a sexual relationship with a student when the possibility of said relationship being exposed is above 88%.

    So if mums the word and your wife won't find out......................

  22. #222
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    @
    Location
    In a rather cold and dark place
    Posts
    12,823
    But what about training other students to ping their straps for me?

  23. #223
    Aspiring Guru
    poolcleaner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    27-07-2006 @ 09:21 PM
    Location
    pratunam
    Posts
    4,456
    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    But what about training other students to ping their straps for me?
    Come now Mrs Q.
    Would you want them to experience whatever joys may follow this playfullness or do the deed yourself?

    The thrill is there for you not for someone to enjoy in your place!

  24. #224
    Thailand Expat

    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    20-09-2006 @ 09:55 PM
    Posts
    2,975
    Dear Pooly,

    she is back.

    Tells me that she loves me.

    What the fok am I gonna do now?


    Cap

  25. #225
    Thailand Expat
    Marmite the Dog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Last Online
    18-06-2026 @ 12:33 PM
    Location
    Udonstani
    Posts
    34,824
    Tell the Seppo bint to go and get fucked, Captain.

    (PS - Pooly told me to say that)

Page 9 of 19 FirstFirst 1234567891011121314151617 ... LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •