Dear Pooly...

[ChiangMai noon]

heeheee.

it seems i can't give reputation to anyone these days.

[poolcleaner]

Dear Pooly

I have joined my old gym again to fight off a bit of the old flab ( and to eye up the fanny as well).

There is a girl there who is an M6 student from my old school who keeps working out in her school shirt and wearing a black bra underneath.

I am finding it very difficult not to go and beat myself off in the sauna after a workout because of that horny little sweaty minx working out in front of me.

So is it ok to go and crack one off in the sauna or should I just wait another two weeks until schools are closed then try and get her into the sauna with me?

She is from a private school so she may have a bit of wedge as well which would be nice.

We certainly do look at things differently.
There before you is the object of your arousal and you want to sneak off and get soggy biscuit practice!!
Why not invite her into the sauna?
or
If you get a hard on slide up next to her and poke her with it and say "You caused that!"
She'll either have you shot or be up for it in the sauna.

Wanking for prisoners mate. TIT!

[mrsquirrel]

Sweaty women working out man


GOnna crack one off now before the missus gets back

[poolcleaner]

Sweaty women working out man


GOnna crack one off now before the missus gets back

She's going to be horny!!
She'll want super ramming tonight can't you wait till after?

[Goddess of Whatever]

Dear Pooly,

Late morning today, I got a phone call from my friend who I haven't met him for 5 years. We studied in high school together, he was a good boy I reckon. I still hear his news from other friends that he has changed a lot. Yes, I mean he turns to be a bad boy.

Let's get in a topic. 1 hour ago, he phoned me again and said he was in a polich station. He took a paper which there's about football betting (sorry, I have no idea what you call in English) on there to his friend's house but the police caught him before he got there. He wanted me to transfer money to his account 3,500 Baht for taking him out of the police station. He also told me his bank account and asked me to do it "NOW".

I went to the ATM machine, I was going to do that but why did he call me? Why didn't he call his friend? Does 3500 Baht can help him not to stay in a jail? Then I went to meet my friends who were still working and told them about this. They said my friend was bullshit. He was not in a police station but he owed someone this amount and wanted money to pay the one he owed and yes, it's about football.

I don't lend him any money and now he's trying to call me, 8 missed calls already. I know I'm weak that's why I decide not to talk to him.

Pooly the Man, do you think I do the right thing? or I should help him?


Help...

GoW

[poolcleaner]

Dear Pooly,

Late morning today, I got a phone call from my friend who I haven't met him for 5 years. We studied in high school together, he was a good boy I reckon. I still hear his news from other friends that he has changed a lot. Yes, I mean he turns to be a bad boy.

Let's get in a topic. 1 hour ago, he phoned me again and said he was in a polich station. He took a paper which there's about football betting (sorry, I have no idea what you call in English) on there to his friend's house but the police caught him before he got there. He wanted me to transfer money to his account 3,500 Baht for taking him out of the police station. He also told me his bank account and asked me to do it "NOW".

I went to the ATM machine, I was going to do that but why did he call me? Why didn't he call his friend? Does 3500 Baht can help him not to stay in a jail? Then I went to meet my friends who were still working and told them about this. They said my friend was bullshit. He was not in a police station but he owed someone this amount and wanted money to pay the one he owed and yes, it's about football.

I don't lend him any money and now he's trying to call me, 8 missed calls already. I know I'm weak that's why I decide not to talk to him.

Pooly the Man, do you think I do the right thing? or I should help him?


Help...

GoW

Nah, fok him.
Sponging bastard. Don't answer any of his calls.
He'll get the message soon.

You havew to be careful with this loyalty to friends stuff.
If you haven't heard from him for 5 years you've got to ask why?
and why he thinks he can borrow money from you?

[Goddess of Whatever]

I just turned my phone off because he didn't stop calling me.

BTW, thank you, Pooly. You are the man as always.

[Marmite the Dog]

Dear Pooly,

As you are probably aware, I have my mother over until Friday. We had a great weekend in Chiang Mai and did plenty of tourist stuff. The Goddess helped keep me sane, too.

The problem is that now I'm back home and its just me and Mum, and she just gets on my nerves. Always saying stupid shit. For example:

Mum "Did we have a drink at the Ship at lunchtime?"

Me "No. It was the Old Dutch."

Mum "I'm sure it said The Ship."

Me "No. It was the Old Dutch. The Ship is a couple of doors down."

Mum "Are you sure?"

Me "I've lived here for four years. Of course I'm fekkin' sure!!"

Bare in mind that these types of conversations are fairly frequent.

Anyway, I understand that we've just moved apart and have nothing much in common, but she's still my mum and I don't want to ruin her holiday. I know its up to me to make it right but I can't get over my overwhelming feeling that I will be really relieved when she goes home so I don't have to see her for another couple of years.

Help!

[poolcleaner]

Dear Pooly,

As you are probably aware, I have my mother over until Friday. We had a great weekend in Chiang Mai and did plenty of tourist stuff. The Goddess helped keep me sane, too.

The problem is that now I'm back home and its just me and Mum, and she just gets on my nerves. Always saying stupid shit. For example:

Mum "Did we have a drink at the Ship at lunchtime?"

Me "No. It was the Old Dutch."

Mum "I'm sure it said The Ship."

Me "No. It was the Old Dutch. The Ship is a couple of doors down."

Mum "Are you sure?"

Me "I've lived here for four years. Of course I'm fekkin' sure!!"

Bare in mind that these types of conversations are fairly frequent.

Anyway, I understand that we've just moved apart and have nothing much in common, but she's still my mum and I don't want to ruin her holiday. I know its up to me to make it right but I can't get over my overwhelming feeling that I will be really relieved when she goes home so I don't have to see her for another couple of years.

Help!

You should have palmed her off on the Captain.
He's just head off upcountry for a couple of days.

You could a rental to look after her for you for a couple of days, you know look at a wat or two, shopping blah, blah... when you get in she be too tired to worry you.

Alternatively get smashed every night, and mom of course, you'll find it's all so much easier when you're largered up!

[Marmite the Dog]

Alternatively get smashed every night, and mom of course, you'll find it's all so much easier when you're largered up!

I've been drinkind at the weekend and I get bored of it, that's why we came home early. She's gone to bed now and I don't think she's too happy with me.

I'll have to have it out with her in the morning.

[mrsquirrel]

MTD

Its you mum mate. All mum's have those wierd conversations where you know you are right but you can;t win. All women do as well.

You need to learn to just forget about it. Especially with your mum, I know it is easier said than done but I have mastered it over the last few years.

I never had any problems when I was back in the UK because I knew that I wa going to lose the arguments anyway so I just left them.

Easy.

[DrAndy]

my mum used to live in Scotland so when I visited it would have to be for three days or more

after two days I was usually screaming, could not take her any more

mind you, she's dead now so no more problems like that

[machangezi]

This all reminds me of my mum. I miss her.

[friscofrankie]

Hadn;t seen me ma in over tens year last time I was back was cooking for a political fund-raiser. Moms showed up come and sat down like she didn;t know who the fuck I was.
after about 30 -40 minutes of that game I turned to her and said MOM! in my most surprised voice! Oh the tears, the gut wrenching drama! visted her a few times after that. Just can't get into the family scene with her. I do wonder if she's still alive...

[Goddess of Whatever]

Mom is in Phichit, I visit her 3-4 times a year. We are great friends. I love her.

[Captain Sensible]

Dear Pooly, next week we go up against the Ayuthaya All Stars in the North Bangkok Dance Off so I was going through my hula routine this morning when there came a knock at the door.

When I opened the door I was greeted by my dance partner Bui's father who was smiling broadly and asked if he could come in. I ordered coffee from room service and we sat and discussed the situation in Iraq for a while but I could tell that he had something else on his mind. I gently persuaded him to open up to me and tell me what he was really here to talk about. There was a pregnant pause as he searched for the words.
Finally and with a confident expression he opened up and told me of his daughters affection for me. He spoke at length about how her behaviour had changed since we first met and were partnered in the Asok Dance Fest last month.
I listened intently as he spoke of how a large change in her behaviour had taken place and how she had grown up all of a sudden. I was embarrassed to learn that her bedroom walls were now covered in posters of me that she had made from pics that were taken at Pratunam Salsa night out.
Now while it is true that I do have a deep affection for Bui, I had not for a moment considered that she would have any romantic interest in me. I wont lie about this and will admit that after the awards presentation we did cuddle a bit more than we should have but I was just caught up in the moment as we had come second.
Anyway, here is the thing, her father wanted to meet me as he was intrigued by how I had captivated his daughters heart and mind. The thing is that I had not once considered how old Bui is. He told me that she had turned 19 just last month and I was shocked as I had thought she was older.
He spoke to me in a paternal aire even though I am actually older than him I think. I gather I am being groomed for marriage to Bui but am concerned about our age difference.
I mean, no one has asked my age but I am actually 48 but just dont look it. It is my nonchalant approach to life that has kept me young. Well that and Ponds Cold Cream but with a 30 year difference in our ages can such a relationship work? What will people say as we walk hand in hand around Tesco Lotus on a Saturday morning?
Personally, I am up for it coz she has a great rack but I am concerned what others will say behind our backs. What should I do?

Please dont bring 7/11 into this coz we arent talking at the moment.

[Marmite the Dog]

I mean, no one has asked my age but I am actually 48 but just dont look it.

I think your mirror's bust.

[dirtydog]

Broken marmers, "Broken" would be more correct English pronunc ,erm, wording

[poolcleaner]

The age dirffernce, hmm..........not really an issue here in Thailand.

I mean from day one the family is praying for or plotting your demise hoping that you're loaded back home and they can get a look at an inheritance worth killing for.

In all honesty if you are 'older' than the father it's considered a very favorable marriage. They tell you it's all "good luck good luck" but only if you fall off the perch soon enough.

Nah, Cap by all means dive in feet first with both eyes closed.
A couple of years romping with a 19 yo is the perfect end to a life!!

[Captain Sensible]

The age dirffernce, hmm..........not really an issue here in Thailand.

I mean from day one the family is praying for or plotting your demise hoping that you're loaded back home and they can get a look at an inheritance worth killing for.

In all honesty if you are 'older' than the father it's considered a very favorable marriage. They tell you it's all "good luck good luck" but only if you fall off the perch soon enough.

Nah, Cap by all means dive in feet first with both eyes closed.
A couple of years romping with a 19 yo is the perfect end to a life!!

Nice one Poolyman. I knew I could rely on you for sound advice. I have saved this as I think it might come in very handy later on.

You have just been Sensibled. :razz:

[Goddess of Whatever]

Are you kidding, Cap????

[Captain Sensible]

Are you kidding, Cap????

Have you ever known me to kid you on Gow?

[Dougal]

I was just caught up in the moment as we had come second

I'm confused by this statement. Surely one of you has to come first or do you mean that you both came at the same time?

[Dougal]

but with a 30 year difference in our ages can such a relationship work?

Doesn't it depend on the culture? I mean if you were German then I'd say, Yes, you are definitely too young for her, but on the other hand if you were German it would probably be her brother that you would be interested in.

[poolcleaner]

The age dirffernce, hmm..........not really an issue here in Thailand.

I mean from day one the family is praying for or plotting your demise hoping that you're loaded back home and they can get a look at an inheritance worth killing for.

In all honesty if you are 'older' than the father it's considered a very favorable marriage. They tell you it's all "good luck good luck" but only if you fall off the perch soon enough.

Nah, Cap by all means dive in feet first with both eyes closed.
A couple of years romping with a 19 yo is the perfect end to a life!!

Nice one Poolyman. I knew I could rely on you for sound advice. I have saved this as I think it might come in very handy later on.

You have just been Sensibled. :razz:

Ducks off a water buffalos back good Captain!