Dear Pooly...

[poolcleaner]

Well it's not Israeli, now is it?

[Captain Sensible]

Oh Pooly I need your help mate. I met a bird tonight who is the fokking bollocks. A curtain maker from Korat. She is stunning mate and fast became a very close friend. Sadly, I learned that her parents are both dead already and are survived by only her and a deranged brother who is currently reading law in Bangkwang. She looked at me with eyes that would melt something really hard and we spent the evening tittering together.
We spent over 3 hours together and at the end of the night she made improper advances to me. I dont know what to do and am at sixes and sevens over this.
You might think that I am a prude but if a gal grabs your willy does that mean that she wants you to call her the next day? Help me here Pooly. I have only got till 4pm when she will start calling me. I dont think I will be able to make up any more excuses. I think that she wants to sleep with me. What the fok do I do now?

[mrsquirrel]

CS walk away

A few months back mate and I went out for lunch where we sat opposite a fairly attarctive older lady 35.

She gave my friend her telephone number and said to call her.

We went out for a few beers that night and he thought it would be funny to call her up and invite her along.

Well she arrived spent the whole night telling me that she loved me and missed me and grabbing my cock, biting me and scratching me. Not what I wanted but very amusing for my friend and his wife.

She was trying to make me take her to my place but I am not stupid and left her at the restaurant - THANKFULLY.

I went out all the next day on the piss and at some point my mate called me and told me that she wanted to meet me again. Of course being pissed as a **** I said yes I will be in Ro Thip at 6pm.

I rolled into Ro Thip 7:30 ish with 15 lashed up friends and saw her sat alone - just remembered that she was there.

She was pissed off to say the least and she spent a long time telling me and physically trying to hurt me - scratching biting me but not in a sexual way.

My mates were fucking laughing and kicking me under the table. I had to tell her that if she didn't finish her drink get up and leave I would be forced to make her lose face infront of the whole restaurant which would mean that I would embarace my mates as well and I really did not want to do that but I would.

SHe left thankfully. With no drama.

The next day I recieved a phone call telling me that I should keep away from her - she is a known menace in the town and the rumours were that she had the BUG.

All I can say is I am thankful that I didn't dip my wick in her. A 35 year old head case with two kids could have been stalking me.

Two weeks of her calling my friends until she stopped.

Be careful CS the ones with baggage are the ones that leave bruises.

[Captain Sensible]

I think I will take the phone off the hook Q. Thanks. *shivers*

[poolcleaner]

Oh Pooly I need your help mate. I met a bird tonight who is the fokking bollocks. A curtain maker from Korat. She is stunning mate and fast became a very close friend. Sadly, I learned that her parents are both dead already and are survived by only her and a deranged brother who is currently reading law in Bangkwang. She looked at me with eyes that would melt something really hard and we spent the evening tittering together.
We spent over 3 hours together and at the end of the night she made improper advances to me. I dont know what to do and am at sixes and sevens over this.
You might think that I am a prude but if a gal grabs your willy does that mean that she wants you to call her the next day? Help me here Pooly. I have only got till 4pm when she will start calling me. I dont think I will be able to make up any more excuses. I think that she wants to sleep with me. What the fok do I do now?

I remember a girl in thermae grabbing dirtydog by the willy one night.
Maybe it's a fascination Thai girls have with the western willy.

I wouldn't make too much of it, apparently it's custom in Asia to fondle your friends in public. Wally once tuned the radio on a gogo dancer in Cowboy and he certainly had no intention of slleping with her.

No, I'd go with the theory that she's just friendly and, to your credit, comfortable in your presence. Give her a call and see her again.

Thai girls are very friendly. The nicest people really!

[Goddess of Whatever]

Dear Pooly,

I want a mobile phone which has bluetooth that I can connect internet. I want a secondhand one. Can you recommend me a good one?

Thank you.

GoW

[poolcleaner]

Dear Pooly,

I want a mobile phone which has bluetooth that I can connect internet. I want a secondhand one. Can you recommend me a good one?

Thank you.

GoW

Wow GoW this is a first.
A Thai girl asking a white boy about a mobile phone!!

If you can't get a better deal than me on a good second hand blue toother do you really expect me to know shit?

I've have a Motorola E398 cost me 4,500 secondo and it has Blue tooth capabilities, not that I know what that means!

[Goddess of Whatever]

I'm a Thai girl who don't know shit about mobile phone at all.

Thank you so much.

I have noted it arleady. Tomorrow I'll go to look for it.

Anyone suggest anything else?

[mrsquirrel]

Aything Nokia is a good bet.

Or the Samsung E700 is nice and sexy in black with MP3 player built in

[Ice Maiden]

Oh Pooly I need your help mate. I met a bird tonight who is the fokking bollocks. A curtain maker from Korat. She is stunning mate and fast became a very close friend. Sadly, I learned that her parents are both dead already and are survived by only her and a deranged brother who is currently reading law in Bangkwang. She looked at me with eyes that would melt something really hard and we spent the evening tittering together.
We spent over 3 hours together and at the end of the night she made improper advances to me. I dont know what to do and am at sixes and sevens over this.
You might think that I am a prude but if a gal grabs your willy does that mean that she wants you to call her the next day? Help me here Pooly. I have only got till 4pm when she will start calling me. I dont think I will be able to make up any more excuses. I think that she wants to sleep with me. What the fok do I do now?

You fall in love everyday Cap

[machangezi]

^Lol!

[poolcleaner]

Oh Pooly I need your help mate. I met a bird tonight who is the fokking bollocks. A curtain maker from Korat. She is stunning mate and fast became a very close friend. Sadly, I learned that her parents are both dead already and are survived by only her and a deranged brother who is currently reading law in Bangkwang. She looked at me with eyes that would melt something really hard and we spent the evening tittering together.
We spent over 3 hours together and at the end of the night she made improper advances to me. I dont know what to do and am at sixes and sevens over this.
You might think that I am a prude but if a gal grabs your willy does that mean that she wants you to call her the next day? Help me here Pooly. I have only got till 4pm when she will start calling me. I dont think I will be able to make up any more excuses. I think that she wants to sleep with me. What the fok do I do now?

You fall in love everyday Cap

A perfect example of a true Libran. Can't stop falling in love.

[Marmite the Dog]

Oh Pooly I need your help mate. I met a bird tonight who is the fokking bollocks. A curtain maker from Korat. She is stunning mate and fast became a very close friend. Sadly, I learned that her parents are both dead already and are survived by only her and a deranged brother who is currently reading law in Bangkwang. She looked at me with eyes that would melt something really hard and we spent the evening tittering together.
We spent over 3 hours together and at the end of the night she made improper advances to me. I dont know what to do and am at sixes and sevens over this.
You might think that I am a prude but if a gal grabs your willy does that mean that she wants you to call her the next day? Help me here Pooly. I have only got till 4pm when she will start calling me. I dont think I will be able to make up any more excuses. I think that she wants to sleep with me. What the fok do I do now?

You fall in love everyday Cap

A perfect example of a true Librarian. Can't stop falling in love.

I always thought librarians were rather staid. I guess its all the romance novels they get to read.

[poolcleaner]

Oh Pooly I need your help mate. I met a bird tonight who is the fokking bollocks. A curtain maker from Korat. She is stunning mate and fast became a very close friend. Sadly, I learned that her parents are both dead already and are survived by only her and a deranged brother who is currently reading law in Bangkwang. She looked at me with eyes that would melt something really hard and we spent the evening tittering together.
We spent over 3 hours together and at the end of the night she made improper advances to me. I dont know what to do and am at sixes and sevens over this.
You might think that I am a prude but if a gal grabs your willy does that mean that she wants you to call her the next day? Help me here Pooly. I have only got till 4pm when she will start calling me. I dont think I will be able to make up any more excuses. I think that she wants to sleep with me. What the fok do I do now?

You fall in love everyday Cap

A perfect example of a true Librarian. Can't stop falling in love.

I always thought librarians were rather staid. I guess its all the romance novels they get to read.

I thought you were fucking off to Chiang Mai for a week?

[Marmite the Dog]

I thought you were fucking off to Chiang Mai for a week?

Tomorrow morning - I'm off to the airport soon to collect the bride.

[Goddess of Whatever]

I thought you had left already.

[poolcleaner]

I thought you had left already.

God he's not left yet and the story is unravelling already.

[DrAndy]

Oh Pooly I need your help mate. I met a bird tonight who is the fokking bollocks. A curtain maker from Korat. She is stunning mate and fast became a very close friend. Sadly, I learned that her parents are both dead already and are survived by only her and a deranged brother who is currently reading law in Bangkwang. She looked at me with eyes that would melt something really hard and we spent the evening tittering together.
We spent over 3 hours together and at the end of the night she made improper advances to me. I dont know what to do and am at sixes and sevens over this.
You might think that I am a prude but if a gal grabs your willy does that mean that she wants you to call her the next day? Help me here Pooly. I have only got till 4pm when she will start calling me. I dont think I will be able to make up any more excuses. I think that she wants to sleep with me. What the fok do I do now?

You fall in love everyday Cap

A perfect example of a true Librarian. Can't stop falling in love.

I always thought librarians were rather staid. I guess its all the romance novels they get to read.

I thought you were fucking off to Chiang Mai for a week?

they have computers in Chiang Mai!!

anyway, I fall in love every day, and am not a libran

what does that mean!!?

[poolcleaner]

Oh Pooly I need your help mate. I met a bird tonight who is the fokking bollocks. A curtain maker from Korat. She is stunning mate and fast became a very close friend. Sadly, I learned that her parents are both dead already and are survived by only her and a deranged brother who is currently reading law in Bangkwang. She looked at me with eyes that would melt something really hard and we spent the evening tittering together.
We spent over 3 hours together and at the end of the night she made improper advances to me. I dont know what to do and am at sixes and sevens over this.
You might think that I am a prude but if a gal grabs your willy does that mean that she wants you to call her the next day? Help me here Pooly. I have only got till 4pm when she will start calling me. I dont think I will be able to make up any more excuses. I think that she wants to sleep with me. What the fok do I do now?

You fall in love everyday Cap

A perfect example of a true Librarian. Can't stop falling in love.

I always thought librarians were rather staid. I guess its all the romance novels they get to read.

I thought you were fucking off to Chiang Mai for a week?

they have computers in Chiang Mai!!

anyway, I fall in love every day, and am not a libran

what does that mean!!?

More evidence that horoscopes are based on a load of crap!

[Mhz]

http://www.bangkokbob.net/10_commandments.htm
I was searching for bars and pubs in bangkok and found this.For people living in pattaya pay attention to rule number 10.

[machangezi]

^Hmmmm looking for bars and pubs in Bangkok.

[Fabian]

Macha, you don't need to look very hard methinks.

[Dougal]

Dear Pooly,

For some time now I have been imagining that I am infantile and paranoid, foul mouthed and prone to violent outbursts, often launching into tirades of abuse at minor imagined provocations. In short a typical Teakdoor poster.

Then I discovered 'Smeg'. Since reading Smeg I have realised that I am actually mild mannered, level headed and boringly normal. I have stopped going out and now spend my evenings in front of the television watching recorded highlights of Big Brother.

What can I do to regain my old selfconfidence?

[poolcleaner]

Dear Pooly,

For some time now I have been imagining that I am infantile and paranoid, foul mouthed and prone to violent outbursts, often launching into tirades of abuse at minor imagined provocations. In short a typical Teakdoor poster.

Then I discovered 'Smeg'. Since reading Smeg I have realised that I am actually mild mannered, level headed and boringly normal. I have stopped going out and now spend my evenings in front of the television watching recorded highlights of Big Brother.

What can I do to regain my old selfconfidence?

What do you do when your the grade school tough and your first day in junior high an older and harder dude puts you on your arse?
Look around for a place where you can strut your stuff and quickly put some punk on his arse.

You need to find a pussy forum out there somewhere and go in boots n all.
You''l be back to normal in no time.

Some left wing, wanky whale hugging forum or the women's guild of Norfolk's forum would be the ticket.
Go in abuse till it hurts and then scoot back here to wreak havoc again.

[mrsquirrel]

Dear Pooly

I have joined my old gym again to fight off a bit of the old flab ( and to eye up the fanny as well).

There is a girl there who is an M6 student from my old school who keeps working out in her school shirt and wearing a black bra underneath.

I am finding it very difficult not to go and beat myself off in the sauna after a workout because of that horny little sweaty minx working out in front of me.

So is it ok to go and crack one off in the sauna or should I just wait another two weeks until schools are closed then try and get her into the sauna with me?

She is from a private school so she may have a bit of wedge as well which would be nice.