Dear Pooly...

[Ice Maiden]

He is actually English, known him ages.

I think I'm just going to give up and let him do what he wants because I sound like I'm constantly lecturing the poor guy. And plus I don't know anything because I'm too young according to him, but our ages are not far off. And like you said people go through this often and they come out okay.

If a woman gives him any attention at all he is straight in there! It will only be a matter of time.

Thanks for the reply though Pooly.

[Dougal]

You've got your own life to lead, you can't lead anyone else's for them. Advice is easy to give (see how easy it is for me) but hard to take. Save your emotions for what's important - you.

[Fabian]

I think you should fuck her and then lock her in the basement.

You romantic devil, Fabs.

As always. You know what my wife has to suffer. Maybe one of the reasons she is not staying with me for long periods.

[Dougal]

IM,

Can I suggest that you get hold of a copies of 'Games People Play' by Eric Berne and 'Families and How to Survive Them' by Robin Skynner.

[mrsquirrel]

Maybe one of the reasons she is not staying with me for long periods.

And another might be that you are German. Just a thought.

[Goddess of Whatever]

Dear Pooly,

There's "someone" who annoys me by sending me SMSs and missed calls 4-5 times a day. Sometimes I have to turn my phone off. I would like to change my number just for get rid of this "someone".

Do you think it's the right thing to do? If not, what should I do?

[Ice Maiden]

GoW buy a whistle and everytime the person calls you know what to do!

[poolcleaner]

You've got your own life to lead, you can't lead anyone else's for them. Advice is easy to give (see how easy it is for me) but hard to take. Save your emotions for what's important - you.

Dear Dougal, would you like to buy a franchise?

If I go out of business, I'll sue you!!

As always. You know what my wife has to suffer. Maybe one of the reasons she is not staying with me for long periods.

That's awful decent of her Fab. My wife's periods usually last 3 days but there's no noticible mood swing.

IM,

Can I suggest that you get hold of a copies of 'Games People Play' by Eric Berne and 'Families and How to Survive Them' by Robin Skynner.

I suggest you don't get copies of these books, get drunk instead and begin life's true quest..
enjoying this brief period you spend on this planet.

Poolies motto
no.1..............Life's too short
no.2..............Don't regret today, that which you can regret tomorrow..

[poolcleaner]

Dear Pooly,

There's "someone" who annoys me by sending me SMSs and missed calls 4-5 times a day. Sometimes I have to turn my phone off. I would like to change my number just for get rid of this "someone".

Do you think it's the right thing to do? If not, what should I do?

Not sure how you send a 'missed call' GoW but I'm sure it's annoying for you.

Serious now, you're getting SMSs from someone and you want them to stop, right?
"The direct route is the faster way to the bar" as they say, and they know what they're talking about.
A cool, calculated "Fuck off or I'll have you killed" always gets rid of Mormons for me so why not try it on your 'someone'.
If you need to be more GoW and less Poolie then try "Please don't call me, I hate you and I'll have you killed"

Also, check and see if your phone will barr that number.

It's a pain in the arse to change your number but being stalked is also a pain in the arse.
So I'd opt for having them killed.

Oh, and don't turn your phone off! (Now I know why your not answering my calls!!)

[mrsquirrel]

You should be more careful with who you give your number out to.

I always have a second number to give people that I have just met just to make sure that they are ok.

Then a third number once they are 100%

But really GoW if you want Marmite to stop calling you it is a bit low telling him in the Dear Poolie thread rather than just phoning him up

[Goddess of Whatever]

Not sure how you send a 'missed call' GoW but I'm sure it's annoying for you.

I mean he tried to call me and let it ring for 1-2 times then hang up the phone.

"Fuck off or I'll have you killed"

No, I can't say that.

"Please don't call me, I hate you and I'll have you killed"

I did but see.. it still happens.

[Goddess of Whatever]

This thread is "Dear Pooly", isn't it?

[Goddess of Whatever]

"Fuck off or I'll have you killed"

This might work now.

[poolcleaner]

"Fuck off or I'll have you killed"

This might work now.

Best form of defence is attack!!

Post his number here and we'll all give him such a hard time that he'll have to change his number and he'll never call you again.

[mrsquirrel]

Use his number in BKKchat or BKKtonite whatever it is called

[Goddess of Whatever]

Maybe here too.

+1425... errrr.. I don't remember the rest.

[dirtydog]

bkkchat is great for giving out numbers just log in as 18 year old thai gal looking for hot sex or something likethat and the phone will be inundated

although I have to admit to very rarely answering my phone so god knows who calls me, I suppose I should call them back.

[mad_dog]

Dear Poolie, I want the web brawl to be a success how can I keep the masses interested in the project?

[Marmite the Dog]

Dear Poolie, I want the web brawl to be a success how can I keep the masses interested in the project?

Keeping it in the right area of the forum would be a good start.

[mad_dog]

I I didn't move it... DD moved it for umm obvious reasons .... spies and all that

[friscofrankie]

When one flies that far above a dudes head it's not really called an error is it?

[poolcleaner]

Dear Poolie, I want the web brawl to be a success how can I keep the masses interested in the project?

Not a problem mad_dog!

Firstly, you need reliable, keen, psychotic allies.
That'll be me, colourful_era and Mrs. Q.
Then you need to give me a user name coz I can't get one.
After that, the madness that we will create the rest will be lining up to join in.
Also, you need to pm the rest of the posse on a regular basis, to keep them up to date.
And lastly.............don't post it in the forums where the TV spies are reading.
I'm a bit of a scandal over there, you know!
Public enema no.1 on two forums.........and i'm such a nice guy in real life.

[Fabian]

Maybe one of the reasons she is not staying with me for long periods.

And another might be that you are German. Just a thought.

We all know thai women love german men because they got good heart.

[friscofrankie]

I thought it was all American men?

[Captain Sensible]

Funny that but I had heard that it was an Ozzie thing.


Pew told me.