Dear Pooly...

[Fabian]

Cap, what happened to 7/11?

[machangezi]

She left Cap for a German guy.

[Captain Sensible]

She left Cap for a German guy.

Since when was your name Cap Macha?

[ChiangMai noon]

Poolie.
From way back when.

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Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
Cheers mate.
The advice seems sage.

I think I might be a little on the stubborn side to go down that road though.
Is it possble that she might grovel to me and say something like
"we miss your custom and your decent nature. Please accept a week load of free beers and be our friend again" ??

Not a snowball's CMN.

Just act like it was no big deal and I'm sure it will blow over.
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I stubbornly refused to accede, very stubbornly, my wife did me a stubborn proudness too.

Yesterday I received a call extending a hand of friendship, aquite a few tears and an admission of possible guilt.
I won.

[dirtydog]

dance

[Dougal]

swank

Hey I just became e-lite, is that like Bud Lite.

Drinks are on me at lunchtime.

[ChiangMai noon]

swank

You got it, well done sir.

And apologies for going off topic and all.

[poolcleaner]

Poolie.
From way back when.



I stubbornly refused to accede, very stubbornly, my wife did me a stubborn proudness too.

Yesterday I received a call extending a hand of friendship, aquite a few tears and an admission of possible guilt.
I won.

Does that mean you got the beers?

[ChiangMai noon]

Does that mean you got the beers?

Alas......
But we live to fight another day, knowing we were as right as a right thing.

[poolcleaner]

Alas......
But we live to fight another day, knowing we were as right as a right thing.

Nah, you can drink beers CMN!

[Goddess of Whatever]

Dear Pooly,

Everytime I walk pass Soi Cowboy, there's food stalls all the way and they look pretty good and taste wonderful but after eat them, yeah.. stomach ache again and again but I never learn.

What should I do about my eating activity?

Pooly (always) rocks!



GoW

[Fabian]

Wait until my wife opens her Somtam restaurant.

[Marmite the Dog]

Eat real food (but only a little bit).

[poolcleaner]

Dear Pooly,

Everytime I walk pass Soi Cowboy, there's food stalls all the way and they look pretty good and taste wonderful but after eat them, yeah.. stomach ache again and again but I never learn.

What should I do about my eating activity?

Pooly (always) rocks!



GoW

Princess, what can I say.
We all have our demons.

Yours is food in soi Cowboy, mine and Marmite's and Wally's and so many others is something else we can find in copious amounts in soi Cowboy as well.

I couldn't possibly berate you for your weakness when so many of us have such a similar problem.

Eat up girl, fear not for your comrades are wth you .......in spirit!

[mrsquirrel]

Dear Poolie

There is this really big man at the gym who bench presses 120kg which is very impressive.

I keep having the urge to go and pull his armpit hair really hard when he has his arms extended but I am sure that would be a bad idea.

What do you think Poolie? Should I give the pit hairs a good tug or should I let the man get on with his workout?


Confused

Mrs Q

[poolcleaner]

Dear Poolie

There is this really big man at the gym who bench presses 120kg which is very impressive.

I keep having the urge to go and pull his armpit hair really hard when he has his arms extended but I am sure that would be a bad idea.

What do you think Poolie? Should I give the pit hairs a good tug or should I let the man get on with his workout?


Confused

Mrs Q

'Really big man' 'bench pressing 120' 'pull armpit hairs' 'good idea'

One of the above doesn't fit with the otters Mrs Q.

He's prolly gay and insecure so why not leave him alone eh?

[Rigger]

Dear Poolie
I had been with my girlfriend for about a year when I found out that she was a lesbian. I witness a lovely lady pull up in a car one day and was talking to my GF then I notice her take something off her finger and hand it to the lovely lady who was crying by this stage. When she returned I asked her what it was all about. And she told me it was her old GF that had been away in the USA studying. I was very shocked and aroused at this and demanded that she tell me everything even the gory bits. It was hard to listen due to the pain I was feeling in my shorts but I managed to stick it out
In the end I told her it was all right to have a girlfriend but she had to share her with me but if she had a boy friend I would kill her
A few months later I took her to soi cowboy and were checking out a few gogo bars when she asked me witch one I liked I pointed one out and she said she was ugly and pointed another one out with large tits and asked her to come over for a drink. We soon paid her bar fine and were doing a bar crawl and ended up playing pool in some bar but we didn’t get to finish the game as we were starting to get into some heavy groping and were getting to much attention from the people at the bar so decided to move to a quieter bar were I brought a bottle of Johnny walker black and continued with some more groping.
As thing really started to hot up I suggested we head back to the hotel and we left. I was walking on three legs all the way back to the hotel with my arm around two lovely ladies and bottle of JW
We were in the elevator going up to the room when the missus hands the girl 500 bht and told her to go home. I was in shock got to the room and had JW and cried myself off to sleep That was a few years ago and she is now my wife.
So Poolie what’s the easiest way I can get my wife to sleep with another women again
Or am I just a sick perverted individual like so many others on this board
Rigger
PS last time I was in OZ at my mates wedding I took some acid and dont remember to much of the night but now I am having flash backs of eating out some birds pussy on the bonnet of my mates car.
Will my memory ever fully come back

[dirtydog]

Your a sad sick pervert rigger, anyway the best way to ease her back into this sad sick perverted scene is to get her drunk and barfine another gal for her and then join in

[Marmite the Dog]

^ What he said

[Dougal]

I took some acid and dont remember to much

And don't take any more acid 'cos we wouldn't want you to forget any of the sordid details.

[DrAndy]

my wife gets drunk quite easily, so maybe ....

[mrsquirrel]

Are you offering him your wife Dr. A?

[DrAndy]

eerrrmmmm, no MrsQ, I was not

more I was hoping to persuade her to buy us a friend for the night

just thinking aloud, so to speak

[mrsquirrel]

If you were I was going to offer up the missus as well. Maybe make a bit more cash on the side.

[poolcleaner]

Dear Poolie
I had been with my girlfriend for about a year when I found out that she was a lesbian. I witness a lovely lady pull up in a car one day and was talking to my GF then I notice her take something off her finger and hand it to the lovely lady who was crying by this stage. When she returned I asked her what it was all about. And she told me it was her old GF that had been away in the USA studying. I was very shocked and aroused at this and demanded that she tell me everything even the gory bits. It was hard to listen due to the pain I was feeling in my shorts but I managed to stick it out
In the end I told her it was all right to have a girlfriend but she had to share her with me but if she had a boy friend I would kill her
A few months later I took her to soi cowboy and were checking out a few gogo bars when she asked me witch one I liked I pointed one out and she said she was ugly and pointed another one out with large tits and asked her to come over for a drink. We soon paid her bar fine and were doing a bar crawl and ended up playing pool in some bar but we didn’t get to finish the game as we were starting to get into some heavy groping and were getting to much attention from the people at the bar so decided to move to a quieter bar were I brought a bottle of Johnny walker black and continued with some more groping.
As thing really started to hot up I suggested we head back to the hotel and we left. I was walking on three legs all the way back to the hotel with my arm around two lovely ladies and bottle of JW
We were in the elevator going up to the room when the missus hands the girl 500 bht and told her to go home. I was in shock got to the room and had JW and cried myself off to sleep That was a few years ago and she is now my wife.
So Poolie what’s the easiest way I can get my wife to sleep with another women again
Or am I just a sick perverted individual like so many others on this board
Rigger
PS last time I was in OZ at my mates wedding I took some acid and dont remember to much of the night but now I am having flash backs of eating out some birds pussy on the bonnet of my mates car.
Will my memory ever fully come back

Let your imagination make up for the memory loss. I recall you also trying to fuck a goat that night and then hanging the 'old fella' out in the brides mum's wedding cake! She's still laughing about that one today!

Now down to this business about your missus and a lesbian threesome.
I had one of these a few years back and to watch two girls seriously getting each other off is sex in another dimension. It's so good it's worth paying for! So.......get yourself down to the Eden Club and forget all about involving your missus in fantasies.