Thread: Continue The Story

Love you long time

But, this is a good example of the differences in cultures. Long time for her means more than an hour, maybe up to two hours. So he walked away, head hanging down and...

balls dragging along the ground behind him totally oblivious to the

hoards of indigenous peasants
clamoring for a feel of the family jewels

and a bite of them too as they really did look so appetising and were the perfect size for woking if chopped up to the

correct size and weight, according to Thai 'food and drug' control policies which state...

the size, weight and age of the farang guy must be inversely proportional to those of the Thai girl or ladyboy. When he went for his measurements...

for his testicular fry up the density wasn't taken into account making the calculations

so a large fish was added....

which was fast rotting in the stifling heat giving off the most stomach churning stench making him

start to projectile vomit all over the...

poor testicles of other wretched falangs dragging their sorry cargo down...

to Nits massage parlour, which Nit and her girls would surly now refuse to work on

stinkies giant gonads
luckily his make offered him his bike to ride instead
off he rode and

that ends chapter 1. A new day is dawning; however, the smell is still the same...kinda like...

a sweaty changing his underwear after night on the 80bob and a fried mars bar vindaloo sandwhich

pours a can of irn bru over his sleeping wife giants tits,and licks it up
she wakes

and wipes the liquid from her hairy tits gives him a backhander knocking him to the floor and takes a piss in his mouth screaming "how the fuck do you like it!!!"
"thank ye woman ai needed thoot" said sweaty

I was parched and ye have quenched my...

thirst, now piss off out of it, im off down to the....

mosque to repent for my sins. Once I finish that, I think I'll...

go get buckled on moonshine and throw the cat into the

bathtub with his rubber duckie.

While getting soaped down
by a 19 year old hard body
named Dow

there was a knock at the door, a guy selling tvs and ipods offered to exchange