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which caused several

penny pinching Chinese tourists

looking skywards

to fall off the end

of the pier landing on

an unsuspecting

Stewart islanders cray boat which just

sprang a leak

forcing the tight fisted asians

to fist each other in a fisting frenzy that continued...

all the way to the chipper

Marjorie yawned and dreamt of

the return of Dennis Thatcher to

Morris dancing

which everyone knows is impossible due to the embarrassing mistake Dennis made with the

Johny Walker he

provided to the comely but oh so obviously

competitive and greedy, attention seeking little

fuckers from the Nigerian morris dancing team who brought shame and condemnation

to their brothers in Laos while

buggering several rare species

of goldfish found wandering

of goldfish found wandering in

circles outside oldham cathedral with distended

abdomens after having