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    out stepped Elvis

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    costello or was it the king

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    hard to tell these days, what with the advances in modern medicine. A hush fell over the crowd and...

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    the man in Rhinestones and jet black hair said __________.

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    "ah...thanka, thanka vey much". So their savior had returned. As the trumpets blared and banjos wanged, he glanced over his blue suede shoes and remarked...

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    play somfing we can all singalong to garanpappy

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    ...as the exclusive Hughes watched the festivities from a comfortable distance, he wondered about the new re-creation from Memphis.

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    it looked like a similarity between quasimodo and

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    a gentically modified clone of

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    'Michael Jackson', clutching his crotch with one hand and

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    is tricked again, whilst bending over to pick up the

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    latest copy of that infamous Magazine the

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    'Back door boys', special home coming edition, Michael suddenly

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    started moonwalking to everyone's chagrin

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    ....as he thought, "fok, I'm in Dubai. You can't moonwalk here". So instead I'll....

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    yeah, that will work. Will suite me fine. But I must be moving on...

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    to another country that will accept my way. He went

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    straight to Utah to meet up with his long-lost and estranged Father-in-Law from Memphis. Here, he met Elvis' new friend, known only as Howard. "Strange", he thought...
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