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**BaitongBoy** · 18-07-2011, 04:55 PM

bananas...not your average bananas; they looked suspiciously like...

**natalie8** · 18-07-2011, 10:32 PM

giant African bananas. Then a memory flashed into his mind. The Nigerians. Oh shit! How could he forget...

sabaii sabaii · 18-07-2011, 10:59 PM

about his big black

**natalie8** · 18-07-2011, 11:07 PM

boyfriend? They were no longer together. The boyfriend went to Russia and found himself a nice...

**jandajoy** · 18-07-2011, 11:22 PM

cheese.

**Satonic** · 18-07-2011, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by jandajoy

cheese.

Well that, he thought brought a rather abrupt end to the conversation. therefor he started to sing a

**jandajoy** · 18-07-2011, 11:39 PM

a little ditty that he'd learnt on his Grandmothers knee, it went like this;

**Sandwich** · 18-07-2011, 11:53 PM

"Granny, why have you a song tattooed on your knee" he sang

**jandajoy** · 18-07-2011, 11:59 PM

to which the passing cab driver looked, askance.

"I'm not your Grandmother" she shrieked, crashing delicately into a pram load of triplets pushed, occasionally, by the smack befuddled, Nanny George.

Nanny George

**Satonic** · 19-07-2011, 12:19 AM

he asked, why the f*ck did you bring me up in wales?

**jandajoy** · 19-07-2011, 12:25 AM

"Who the hell are you?" Screamed Nanny George, astonished at the sight of the large black cheese wielding individual prostrate beneath the pram.

"Ewch oddi wrthyf berson rydych gaws", Nanny George screamed, lapsing into her native indigenous tongue.

He stared

**LooseBowels** · 19-07-2011, 05:48 AM

at his rapidly stiffening

**Dick** · 19-07-2011, 07:03 AM

arteries , and limp flaccid penis

**brettandlek** · 19-07-2011, 09:17 AM

I am "Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan" the prime minister of Nigeria (translated of course) and who are you peasant?

**Dick** · 19-07-2011, 09:55 AM

why I am a Teak Door Moderator , watch me edit your post

**BaitongBoy** · 19-07-2011, 10:00 AM

Anyhow, they sat down to eat the giant bananas, but they didn't notice the...

**Sandwich** · 19-07-2011, 12:36 PM

pungent, rancid smell of

**BaitongBoy** · 19-07-2011, 12:50 PM

stale piss, until it was too late. "Is there a promplem?" a booming voice...

**Sandwich** · 19-07-2011, 01:09 PM

boomed.

**BaitongBoy** · 19-07-2011, 01:12 PM

"Not if you like the smell of stale piss," one of the CIA dudes said, before he received a...

**natalie8** · 19-07-2011, 04:17 PM

written fine for public indecency. What is this? he demanded of the cop. The cop couldn't answer him. He quickly gave him the fine and ran off to take care of...

**jandajoy** · 19-07-2011, 07:01 PM

his mother

**brettandlek** · 19-07-2011, 07:14 PM

Who is the king pin in the Thai mafai, if anyone can, she

**jandajoy** · 19-07-2011, 07:22 PM

will not. "It's all such a pretense" he whispered quietly to the dog that sat at his feet.

"When will they learn?". The dog farted.

Our Hero reached nonchalantly for the

**Sandwich** · 19-07-2011, 07:36 PM

pearl handled revolver and

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