Thread: Continue The Story

dollars for Dow, but our hero...

now reeling from the Mitsubishi E he swallowed an hour ago was

not about to lose his happy finish to some

puke splattered bollock so quick as a flash he whacked his nuts with a block of wood to dislodge the remaining

ladyboy poo that was stuck to them. He then rushed back to his hotel to have a good shower, but on his way there...

the same ladyboy approached him wanting...

to get his panties back. Our hero explained that

he got hungry and gobbled them up, with a side of

blue cheese to mask the smell of

the Isaan style rotten fish. He had to keep his love for this delicacy a secret because...

not everyone on TD approves of the filthy ways of some...

of the secrete mudfish gobblers and bug munchers

who would shamelessly drop their drawers and spread themselves wide for all...

of the red ants to feast on their nuts, a strange fettish first recorded in Germany many years ago by

his friend Dieter. Dieter, who is now a ladyboy has a successful business in...

the gimp mask fashion industry which is where he first met

his match in masking. It was down the road from the 7/11, next to...

greasy rat infested excuse for a burger bar which always gave him the trots but he ate them all the same because

it was the busiest farang food joint. It was here that he first met...

the woman who was to become the biggest pain in the butt he had ever known, her name was

Nok. He quickly found out that Nok had a history of...

telling lies that would drive many a white man...

to alcoholism, drug abuse or suicide. She was very good at what she did because she learned from the best - her mother Noi. Noi taught Nok from a very young age, that if you're a poor Isaan girl, you can become very rich by simply...

selling, the illusion of love to fat old Europeans, the illusion of being a great lover to small dicked Koreans and the illusion of being likeable to Frenchmen....

but who the hell wants to attract Frenchman? They realized they had a unique problem now. This was...