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    beef or? So he thought he'd be funny and say 'No. Pork!' The cop quickly grabbed him and started beating him with his billy club. A crowd of onlookers started to gather and the cop just simply stopped and walked away.

    The crowd chased after the cop, ready to give him the same beating. He escaped around the corner and into a house. He thought he was safe but then he saw...

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    a huge one being inserted into

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    the Irish wolfhound, which actualy took him back a bit so

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    perplexed at the sight of a giant rubber number one being inserted into the wolf hound he ran out of the back door into a dark, dingy alley where he encountered a 6 foot 4 black transsexual rent boy who grabbed his balls and said....

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    is your name

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    Mr Johnson ?
    There is a phone call for you

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    please tell them i will call back because right now

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    i'm busting for a

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    crap, so he headed smartly to the local

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    scat bar. Strange things happen here when...

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    when it is after hour, you are bound to see...,

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    or simply bound and gagged and...

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    tied to a chair in a windowless room. When you wake up you wonder where you are. then you hear a voice...

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    say, quite softly but sternly...

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    ' Me luv you long time,' while slowly...

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    Gently caressing his ear lobe in the that something would....

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    rise and show some interest in...

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    A steaming plate of khao phat gai ,
    served up curbside with a roll of toilet paper
    to wipe your chin

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    Grabbing the toilet paper he runs for the

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    nearest brothel, they have the cleanest toilets around here and offer free
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    the kinky ''giant toilet plunger service'' for your

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    convenience. While sitting in the 'john' there was a Nok at the door...

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    She entered , in all her 18 year old Isaan glory
    w/ firm titties you could bounce a quarter off of

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    "I have a package for you," she said, while fiddling with...

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    her undergarment so she could show him all her glory, but then

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