Thread: Continue The Story

that their assets could attract all manner of lowlifes and scumbags, but with the proper marketing they could make a fortune and so to that end

they decided to remove their panties and open all holes for any...

one plays golf tournament, an odd bar game I know but the girls were convinced it would be a money spinner attracting only the best

putters... err... punters in all of...

Pattaya, they were sure to get a mention on the thai girls knickers thread too, a sure sigh that they had

reached the pinnacle of success...or the gutters of...

Klong Toey,Hit me slowly,hit me quick ,hit me with your.........

sister's stick, was what our hero was singing as he...

skullked in dark unlit doorways of the dark side in the dead of night like a Yerman who did'nt want his mates to find out that he was secretly trolling for ladyboy arse to beat...

until the cows came home and the...

milk maid, who was infact a milk ladyboy, was able to tug on the udders making them give up their milky goodness. Which gave our hero a rather naughty thought, and so he waddled over to the rear end of the cow and

received the full force of a cow pat,which covered him from head to toe, just then a randy short sighted bull spotted him,
the farmers saying -a bull will fuk a cow, no matter how much shit she has got stuck to her arse-
became fact as the bull ,,,

promptly mounted him giving him the full length of

his horns. This bull had no front legs due to an accident that occurred in

darkest issan when an overloaded sugarcane truck swerved to miss a drunken bargirl on r&r passed out in the rd from drinking too much pipers whisky and landed on

its roof with sugar-cane all over the road while the bull sniffed the BG and...

thought to himself "well this ones a bit ripe, I'll give the minging slag a miss"

preferring the sheep on the other side of the..........

Soi which caught his eye due him a having Welsh ancestry and being partial to a little bestial...

indulgence which was in fact inherited from..................

great grandfather who born in a small welsh valley called coqupmasheep which as everyone knows is welsh for

your supposed to be sharing that sheep so move................

it on over, back to Patpong, and the sterile wonders of...

the haggard whores and their cheap arsed Indians costumers who

argue over the price of a BJ from a ladyboy. They're very picky about their ladyboys. They really like the ones who...