Thread: Continue The Story

water to wash the filthy, steaming...

runny, burning, smelly, sticky brown

mass of pulp down their bureaucratic throats and up their...



How ya doing, Satonic?

Good BB, you? Seems like its just us in here tonight

So where was we, kateoys, curry, the CIA, elephants. A normal day at the pattaya local then.

So once they had discovered the rogue elephant they tried to discover...

what the fck they were doing there in the first place, 50 km beneath...



Cheers...the others will be along eventually...

the ground. Confused they looked at each other, and tried to work out what was going on. They couldn't work it all out so a couple of mi pen rais later they marched off to

Bangkok to quench their now desperate thirst at...

the first ping pong show they could find. Luckily they stumbled in on a 'special act' night which consisted of

three French hens, two Bar Girls, and a katoey with a big...

ambition to become the worlds first

to reach expat status on Soi Cowboy by blowing...

up a life size godzilla balloon. Satonic, who somehow got caught up in this march to bkk decided to go out to get some dinner. So gave the kateoy a nice big tip to look after BaitongBoy for the rest of the night. BaitongBoy was so overcome he

forgot to thank his benefactor for the gift; instead, he gave the LB Satonic's hotel key which he'd slyly taken, expecting a 'bit of trouble' from his erstwhile acquaintance.

Satonic never returned to the hotel, phew... So the guys continued their mission by

building a 1000ft statue of Kitten Natividad whose

nipples, believed by many pointed to the buried treasure of

a german hamburger with no bun, grissly and

bereft of mustard. Instead it was smothered with

baked beans, a la Hewlett-Packard, which are the...

best thing since sliced potatoes. All this talk of food made them hungry so

they found some old rotting fish and

ate them with relish, leaving only...

a smear of

sphincter around the edges of their...

tongues. At first they thought this was disgusting, so they went to the bathroom to clean up. On their way there, they saw something that didn't look right. Over in the corner, there was a bunch of...