Thread: Continue The Story

the other wheel chair bound folk who'd spent so long preparing for this moment.

Together they

chanted a Limerick which started like this:
There was a young boy from Madrass...

like a good moderator ,
gleefully took it in the ass

While calling himself dick,

Sounded just like a prick

Alas it went into his ass.

So, they thought, enough of this. we have to hurry up and get to the...

BG's at Pattaya..."I hear they will even do..."

up a great feast for you, great cooks, dishes like..

fries and gravy, steak and peanut butter, crabs...

which they can get tablets & creams for to clean up the infection

So, off they went...err... wheeled, with Stephen clasping his...

appliance (which the batteries had almost died) to his

chest with dreamy expectaions of Pattaya Poo dancing...

in the exotic surroundings of

Jomtien. They soon figured out they were lost. How did this happe? So they approached a friendly looking songthaew driver and asked him for directions. He offered something even better - he would drive them there for only...

100 baht and a quick BJ. This worked in well for them as they had only

one hour before Poo finished for the evening, leaving a wake of...

poo after the two guys were finished with the tuk tuk driver. When they were about to leave the tuk tuk driver became billigerent. He told them that they could only leave if...

they could identify Lobby Lud and claim the £5 (there's one for the teenagers!). Quickly they...

converted their Baht to Pounds, gave four to the driver and stuffed one up

the Thanksgiving turkey's ass for ...

a tip. The driver got a bit miffed at this and whipped out

his favourite karaoke cd, and starting singing

"Oh, what a beauty!
I've never seen one as big as that before"...

which a passing policeman misheard as

"Hello Darlin' Fancy a bit of..."