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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    And I've gotta chime i
    The football hooligans were represented by all.musical genres ime.

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    Everything changed in 1990 when all fashions and rivalries merged into one extasy dropping raver revolution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    which one was you Nammers?
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    ockers, heavy metal
    fukin hair dryer riding wankers

    my moan is

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    this stuff is shit for Yorkshire puddings

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    thank god for kids and an excuse for buying these

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    fukin hair dryer riding wankers
    Fucking head banging Metal head!

    Nammers back in the day...




    Just another Sunday on TD hey

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    Been feeling mostly shit all day. Me and a mate did 5 bottles of red yesterday. After 5 pints. I am so old, that cvnt is 36 and I am going to find a way to make him feel like I do today

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Been feeling mostly shit all day. Me and a mate did 5 bottles of red yesterday. After 5 pints. I am so old, that cvnt is 36 and I am going to find a way to make him feel like I do today
    Spike the fooker

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    Happy Days
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    Look on the bright side Nammers, you could be Cyrille!

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    Will the zingers ever cease?

    It must be a gift you have.


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    My kids refuse to entertain even a taste of Butterscotch AD. Wankers.

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    I’m in my way to the airport…

    …to pick up a massive fuckoff rental van, then I need to go home, pick up my washing and drive this fucking thing all the way to Stonehaven cos my mate there is the only fckr with a tumble dryer and it won’t stop bloody raining.

    Then tomorrow and Friday I have to drive an hour each way to Turriff to clear out my sister’s old house.

    And I’ve never driven a big FO van before.

    Blech.
    Lang may yer lum reek...

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    Tip: They handle awesome* in the wind and rain.









    *if by awesome you mean like a fucking wet box of wheetbix!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler View Post
    I’m in my way to the airport…

    …to pick up a massive fuckoff rental van, then I need to go home, pick up my washing and drive this fucking thing all the way to Stonehaven cos my mate there is the only fckr with a tumble dryer and it won’t stop bloody raining.

    Then tomorrow and Friday I have to drive an hour each way to Turriff to clear out my sister’s old house.

    And I’ve never driven a big FO van before.

    Blech.
    My mum drove me to Hull in a van once. She went about 10mph over the Humber Bridge. I was ready for death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler View Post
    Stonehaven
    Had a pal from there called Cliff a lairy lad yet vegetarian, who moved to Wales!
    As I recall Turiff is on the way to RAF Lossiemouth where my cousin ejected once and his airplane rests in the Moray Forth off the Black "Isle"

    FYI completely opposite direction N not South, don't launderettes with dryers and Nick Kamen in briefs exist anymore, or did the Minder hostage scene make them a wash out.Plus that awful headline about the launderette assault, "NUT SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS"
    Russia went from being 2nd strongest army in the world to being the 2nd strongest in Ukraine

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    After 40 years i have taken up ground coffee and dark chocolate for health reasons and i'm not sure its wise when i've been hyper most of my life, i exhaust myself ordinarliy

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    After 40 years i have taken up ground coffee and dark chocolate for health reasons
    As opposed to drinking instant coffee? Or just starting as a coffee drinker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    As opposed to drinking instant coffee? Or just starting as a coffee drinker?

    as opposed to the fact i stopped drinking coffee in my early 20s' As a lad i only ever drank tea, once i left home i was introduced to the evils of coffee and ground coffee at that. I took to it like a duck to water and drank the stuff in teh same volumes i drank tea which is to say in litres. After a few months i developed heart palpitations, sweats and couldn't sleeo. I gave the stuff up and never drank it agin aside from the odd cup post meal, which btw i have never understood.

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    Fairy muff.

    I have 2 cups after waking up. Can only drink it in the morning. Would be all jittery and shiz if drinking it later in the day. Edith will drink it before sleeping if she can't sleep, then sleeps like a baby.

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    That caffeine can really cause some problems. Doesn’t matter if from coffee or tea, overdoing it gets you wired and keeps you up at night after drinking either too late in the day.

    If I drink more than two cups of coffee in the morning I tremble and can’t get anything done. Two is enough for me. If I drink one in the afternoon I plan on staying awake into the night.

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    ^ I was always a bit hyper and coffee made it a lot worse, people kept asking if was alright, thought I was on speed.

    I will limit myself to no more than two mugs in the am

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    I was always a bit hyper and coffee made it a lot worse, people kept asking if was alright, thought I was on speed.
    And that was just on Nescafe Gold Blend, you complete Gareth Hunt


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    Feeling less than tippity top today, yesterday had Jap Encephalitis and Rabies boosters, can't recall getting a reaction previously. Might explain my grumpy disposition today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    And that was just on Nescafe Gold Blend, you complete Gareth Hunt

    I bet you swallowed , shit them out and washed them you fukin civet.

    I met Gereth Hunt in the late 70s and legs and co, they used to party at some big house outside Malmesbury that a mates mum used to work at

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Feeling less than tippity top today, yesterday had Jap Encephalitis and Rabies boosters, can't recall getting a reaction previously. Might explain my grumpy disposition today
    I had a new vaccination last Sunday, the pneumonacoccus one. Thought I was going to die. Worst side effects ever. Only starting to feel somewhat recovered today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Feeling less than tippity top today, yesterday had Jap Encephalitis and Rabies boosters, can't recall getting a reaction previously. Might explain my grumpy disposition today
    I'm more inclined to think it was last night's 6 bottles of wine, you big girl.

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