Daily Moan

[Reg Dingle]

you're late to this party.

I doubt Eddie's mom is gonna be dancing anytime soon you heartless couple of mongering sellouts

[Troy]

No fool like an old fool. You seem to be wading in deep waters there Troy.

Yeah, you're right, it was all getting just a little too uncomfortable. I've set up my retirement in deepest Isaan and am looking forward to sharing it with my wife and her family.

It was a beautiful few months, but it was never going to last. Age difference would have been the equivalent of Edmond running around with a 6 year old.

Life is all about timing, if I was 35 years younger then it would have been a match made in heaven.

Now I'm teaching her remotely.

At least I'm old and wise enough to realise.

Now TD will have to put up with grumpy old me again...

[malmomike77]

Life is all about timing, if I was 35 years younger then it would have been a match made in heaven.

you know i think we've all been there, but for me i was much younger.

I'll lay my cards out here.

I had 3 what i'd call lomg term relationships, many in between. The first, luckily went no where it was 6 years of chaos as we both were into the dark side, the second yielded 3 kids and i have no regrets, i loved her, she finished it and i still would be with her but i got the kids an that i don't regret and that depending on measurement was 14 year.

The last is a long time and as has been commented on is unusual, AO, Ant, the black bloke, Pannama twat and many other have commented, call her a whore and insinuated she's slept around. well we are still together, i'm not aware she hall slept around but perhaps AO can help out in this.

Me what i know is this, you have been with your Mrs a long time and she has bought into you, now if that isn't enough and she bores you then you owe it to her to tell her and not be an old disineguous cvnt like you come across on here. Me i'll just carry on with Mrs Toot, the more years i've been with her, i'm finding the more i appreciate her.

[malmomike77]

and not be an old disineguous cvnt like yo

i need to qualify that, to my detriment a number of times i've fronted up on serious stuff, perhaps being a liar would have worked out better

[DrWilly]

Put the bottle down.

[Edmond]

^ His mrs said to the milkman?

[malmomike77]

Put the bottle down.

i've been without for some time you fat mussie fukin cvnt, you though were are mates with that lying fukin German nutter who is still somehow inpossesion of an Australian passport

[malmomike77]

^ His mrs said to the milkman?

indeed but it fukin anoys me you cant get god top but i'll see you

[DrWilly]

i've been without for some time you fat mussie fukin cvnt, you though were are mates with that lying fukin German nutter who is still somehow inpossesion of an Australian passport

Is that causing the DDTs and anger?

indeed but it fukin anoys me you cant get god top but i'll see you

[Joe 90]

Tbf Gold Top has a lotta bottle.

Spot Nammers in the original video...

[Joe 90]

How is it possible in this day and age to go three, yes three days without a decent shit!

Yes that's a hatric Ciz.
Ask Hal, he knows!

Then by the wonders of nature it starts.
Ask Lulu he knows!
.a hatric of logs that won't flush!

Good God it was monumental!!

[DrWilly]

Lack of fibre. Trying eating some fruits and vegetables.

[cyrille]

His body has probably concluded there's no need to process the he eats.