Daily Moan

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[kingwilly]

Oh boy. Prancer has a new hero

[cyrille]

Americans with double-digit IQs, is there anything funnier 55555

99 is only 1 point below the mean.

[Reg Dingle]

This was harmless 'humor' within a family, which I found found funny and thought was nice to share.

I won't won't make that mistake again of course, ... why not go and tighten up a few bolts and report the torque?

Oh now look at what you've done Stumpy.

[Looper]

The barbed wire is most probably strung at a standard height for all fences

This was the fence I walked into. It has one section where I have put a log on the loose wire to give me path I can walk through.

The grass growing greener on the other side has obfuscated my log and I was carrying this ladder and examining the strange screws, that have been added at some point to screw it to some wood, and thinking 'I had better be careful of them screws when I am on this ladder or I could do myself a mischief' when I walked into the fence.

It was quite strange because I normally can feel a barbed wire fence as soon as I touch it and stop before any injury is incurred.

But when the first point of contact is a barb entering straight into a soft and suppurating open wound through a paper bandage the first sensation is instead 11/10 agony!

The initial injury was done in the dark when I swung my leg quickly over what I thought was the top wire on another fence... only to instantly discover that it was in fact the second top wire!

[NamPikToot]

I want a decent Sci-Fi or Horror recommendation, i need something for 11pm to wig me out

[Joe 90]

I want a decent Sci-Fi or Horror recommendation, i need something for 11pm to wig me out

Check out my lunch pic, happy to help.

[kingwilly]

Faaar Kin ELL.

In just saw it, you ain’t joking

[david44]

Loopy repair or ditch that ladder it's another erection/accident waiting to happen, maybe unscrewing could be a hole nude area for ewe and your Ms Whirl stable , One of the Vesta virgins either side to grip hold as other help you jack off the pricks?

Do a video , Socal climbing for Pseudo Masochittys, Golden Stream Coastal tugs or Kool n Gaiters etc.
Remember grease nipples and adjust nutz with good quality adjustable tool Pollit brand won't hack, Block n Deck her will reach the Goldicocks level.

[Joe 90]

Sound advice David!

[Edmond]

Delivery dummies that struggle to find your place besides having it on their fookin' GPS delivery map.

90% of the time no issues at all, straight to the front gate.

10% of the time a real fokin' drongo that is totally confused and off on some other road despite it being a main property with an easy address and him/her having the location on the GPS map on their delivery app.


I learned quickly to give the phone to the kid and she can learn how to communicate with special-needs drongheads, lest she learn some new language that ends up on a Mendy-esque whiteboard later in the day.

[armstrong]

Delivery dummies that struggle to find your place besides having it on their fookin' GPS delivery map.

90% of the time no issues at all, straight to the front gate.

10% of the time a real fokin' drongo that is totally confused and off on some other road despite it being a main property with an easy address and him/her having the location on the GPS map on their delivery app.


I learned quickly to give the phone to the kid and she can learn how to communicate with special-needs drongheads, lest she learn some new language that ends up on a Mendy-esque whiteboard later in the day.

When they send a photo of your package at house number 21 when it should be at 12.

[Edmond]

Block yer ears Edweena.

[misskit]

The postman brought mail to everyone in this village yesterday afternoon. Everyone received mail from September and October!

This is after I phone the insurance company to tell them I didn’t get a renewal notice and complained at the police department they didn’t send the first notice of a traffic fine. Canceled two checks my brother had mailed to me.

EMS is bullshit!

[Edmond]

The postman brought mail to everyone in this village yesterday afternoon. Everyone received mail from September and October!

Funny you should say that. My Christmas card from my mother arrived 2-3 days ago, along with a receipt from a broker I work with from another Thai city, the stamp was ripped but could see it was also sent in December. A month, for domestic mail. What a bunch of useless twunts.

[Bonecollector]

Loops the ladder needs to go and always go between the barbwire, one foot securing the bottom wire to the ground and the upper wire held high with your hand.

[Joe 90]

The postman brought mail to everyone in this village yesterday afternoon. Everyone received mail from September and October!

The true definition of snail mail


I wonder how expats got on 30 years ago before the interweb and emails.

Was the mail service better back then.

[misskit]

^ No. The mail was worse 30 years ago. Then it got better. Now back to the pits.

Internet was awful dial up stuff. You could go make dinner while you waited for a web page to load.

[Joe 90]

You could go make dinner while you waited for a web page to load.

Some things never change

When I worked abroad I don't recall ever getting mail, everything was face to face and cash only.

The good old days.


My moan for today is that I can see my orange B&Q bucket rolling around in my neighbours back garden.
It must have been blown over the 12ft high privot hedge at some point during this current storm.

My dilemma is do I go and ask for it back or wait for it to potentially blow back over into my garden.

It's a gamble as it could be swept away into someone else's garden never to be seen again.

It only cost £1 but that's not the point it's the principle!

[Reg Dingle]

It only cost £1 but that's not the point it's the principle

That's a rump steak at 21:57 ain't it ?

[Joe 90]

That's a rump steak at 21:57 ain't it ?

It used to be getting on the dance floor at the local Darren n Karen pulling club at 10 to 2 for some beef curtains , mutton done up as lamb and hanging ham.

Nowadays it 10 to 10 at Morrisons for some leathery beef, mutton and 'angin' ham.

Things haven't changed that much tbf.

[Reg Dingle]

[NamPikToot]

on the dance floor

don't seem to have discos nowadays, at 13 YO they were great, at 15 sneaking a beer with older teens looking to prove they were hard it was growing up time, 16 and your mates older brother picking you up in the cortina and kicking the Mods scooters over was a hoot. All a bit tame with Gen XWZY

[hallelujah]

I'm watching this thread

And I've gotta chime in

[Joe 90]

and your mates older brother picking you up in the cortina and kicking the Mods scooters over was a hoot

Yeah, many a good riot with the casuals, rockers, heavy metal freaks,trendies, new romantic wankers.

It was Mods, Skins,Rockabillies soulies ,Punks and scooter boys against the world.

A unified minority force against the wankers, which one was you Nammers?