Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by cyrille

Hopefully she won't hit you with 'gotten' this afternoon, and round the atrocities off.

Can't see the problem personally. Yesterday I had gotten pissed and forgot to put the bin out. I had for gotten.

Pork chop on the grill with tater and corn on cob



Proper way to use and hold a fork



Handicapped way to use a fork.



Dinner as served. Cowboys won today so only proper to use the mug.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Cowboys won today so only proper to use the mug.

Ain't gonna go down that easy.





Love your pops take on Panda, but not so much on this one. But very envious you still have that connection.

Korean Beef Bulgogi tonight.



10/10

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Pork chop on the grill with tater and corn on cob



Proper way to use and hold a fork



Handicapped way to use a fork.



Dinner as served. Cowboys won today so only proper to use the mug.

Like most Mercans do you hold you knife and fork like you are in the shower scene from psycho.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Like most Mercans do you hold you knife and fork like you are in the shower scene from psycho.

You do love to put us Yanks down. Don't quite know where you got your inferiority complex from but its a deep one. Its also hilarious coming from you.

Originally Posted by aging one

You do love to put us Yanks down. Don't quite know where you got your inferiority complex from but its a deep one. Its also hilarious coming from you.

Inferiority complex

British are taught how to eat holding a knife and fork properly from an early age whilst you are still migrating from using your fingers to a sapoon.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

fork like you are in the shower scene from psycho

Fork... what the hell is that. I use a hatchet to cut my meat and use a knife to pick it up and eat it. Haven't you ever been camping?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

British are taught how to eat holding a knife and fork properly

What exactly is Properly? I have seen some of your proper meals and dinner behaviors. Its pretentious and completely unnecessary. But then again being honest, it must all be about show as your food is awful. All that show for meals when you eat pies, beans and mushy peas. Do you properly tuck in the napkin at your neck to avoid spillage using the fork upside down?

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Fork... what the hell is that. I use a hatchet to cut my meat and use a knife to pick it up and eat it. Haven't you ever been camping?



What exactly is Properly? Do you properly tuck in the napkin at your neck to avoid spillage using the fork upside down?

JPPR couple your utensil handling with your campsite cooking and it's like you're home on the range partner.

Upside down fork? You mean you use it like a sapoon when one isn't available. do you use a fork like that in restaurants?

There is a lot about Merca that didn't modernise from the drive west.

Well I always though that a fork tine curvature was so when you put the food in your mouth you tend to lift the fork up. If the idea was to balance peas and beans why not make it flat?

And yeah. I grew up a country kid. Hunted, camped, backpacked, hiked 2 or so days to go to pristine Sierra lakes to fish. Campfire cooking and guess what...Still no beans or peas.

Honestly I can eat with anything. My backpacking fork was always flat and symmetrical so I could hold it in either side and all the same. All that proper dinner hoopla with a salad fork, soup spoon, use the inside knife for butter, big fork for main meal is just snob stuff to me.

Leave it to the whiney, anal-retentive island monkey to bitch about how someone uses a fork.

I am just poking fun at Toots as he is me. Whatever works. It's just food. In my upbringing, my elders taught me how to set a proper table when guests were coming. Salad plates, all utensils etc. Never understood all the hype but some how doing all that shows a higher level of class and etiquette. I used to go to large FooFoo dog and pony show exec dinner parties for work and all that set up made me laugh but I played along as it's all part of the show.

Still don't get the peas on the back of a fork though.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Korean Beef Bulgogi tonight.



10/10

I believe that any meal you do not cook yourself would be a 10/10 by comparison.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

What exactly is Properly? I have seen some of your proper meals and dinner behaviors. Its pretentious and completely unnecessary. But then again being honest, it must all be about show as your food is awful. All that show for meals when you eat pies, beans and mushy peas. Do you properly tuck in the napkin at your neck to avoid spillage using the fork upside down?

Has the US got any "proper" dishes ?

All we see from the Stumpy front, is Steaks and Porkchops drowned in some spices.

EVERYBODY can grill a steak or such.... and without burning them. Not you.

It does ofcourse make the 'moneyshot' better that they are always presented with some girly "La Biere Belge", which Stumpy finds posh

And then his rendevous salad, which appears so messy, that a blind begger wouldn't touch it.

But it has canned Artiscocks and real feta !

That is the 3 dishes that Stumpy posts...over and over and over and then a few times more.


Now let's see you cook up some other american dishes; I bet that you have more than 3.

Awfull, burnt or not.

Bet you can't and feel free not to use liver.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

I am just poking fun at Toots as he is me.

Ofcourse

Yet, I haven’t seen you post one dinner pic, Helge. Not one, why is that?

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Yet, I haven’t seen you post one dinner pic, Helge. Not one, why is that?

Not the Dinner Pic type of guy, Willy

And believe it or not, I'm not wearing a smartphone either.


Furthermore my kitchen could be filthy, so wouldn't want to open a 'flank' for attacks and stalking.

Live and learn

Originally Posted by helge

That is the 3 dishes that Stumpy

Better go back and look Helge before you shoot off your mouth. I have posted Lobster, Crab, spaghetti. Lasagna, fish and none burnt and not off the grill. I just did a hamburger... you chose to whinge rather then post up anything.

Cheers.

Originally Posted by helge

Not the Dinner Pic type of guy, Willy

And believe it or not, I'm not wearing a smartphone either.


Furthermore my kitchen could be filthy, so wouldn't want to open a 'flank' for attacks and stalking.

Live and learn

Gosh, that sounds like a bunch of excuses to me. Troll better.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Gosh, that sounds like a bunch of excuses to me. Troll better.

It's called 'explanations', Veggie Boy.

You for one would follow me around if I gave you an 'excuse'.

Ah, don’t flatter yourself, eejit.

QED

Originally Posted by helge

Furthermore my kitchen could be filthy, so wouldn't want to open a 'flank' for attacks and stalking.

You'd be alright.


Jeff already took the biscuit in that regard. The state of his kitchen and tastes in pornography are oddly similar.

Originally Posted by Edmond

You'd be alright.


Jeff already took the biscuit in that regard. The state of his kitchen and tastes in pornography are oddly similar.

he still lurks here almost everyday. But too ashamed to make a post. Thinks folx don’t notice.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Jeff already took the biscuit in that regard.

And got it thrown in the face all the time by the more...primitive TD posters.




^QED