Thread: Continue The Story

did its klaxing thing, which was fooking annoying, but...

...back to the action. Our hero kicked...

..at a soap bubble , missed completely, pulled out his maracas and played...

the nearest skin flute, which just happened to be...

...his granddad's...

and that was his first mistake as the old fart woke up and...

farted.

Sure, farts stink, but the old codger's bottom burps were...

self-combusting, an unusual event even for an old...

...gas passer like...

you. Now the real reason for this intercourse was...

...buried under an avalanche of ...

TeakDoor crapola, not the crunchy breakfast type, but the...

...Full English Breakfast type - greasy, but...

also buttery, oily and oleaginous. Name another dish as varietal...

as a fooking English brekkie and I'll...

eat it: poutine.

It was the favourite dish of...

the caribou until the Canucks of the North discovered it...

when they were trapping beaver for...

they were in need of shelter...

because it got cold in the north when...

it get's cold and beaver trappers have believed this mythology...

...that Elvis is alive and still residing at Graceland. Yet, the real story is...

called The November Man and is currently playing on HBOHD...