Thread: Continue The Story

but he still had the baht coin in his pocket, therefore...

he wondered where an illegal immigrant goes to...

...get a proper fry-up. Oh for those good old days back when...

poutine was only sold in greasy spoons...

yet pad thai was common everywhere. Give me a Molson...

You got it. Now on with the...

story about our hero who was...

stuck at Tim Hortons and drooling...over the waiter, er water...

which was strange because...

because he was at ends how to show his pleasure...

until she walked in carrying a bag of...

psychedelic mushrooms. He knew what he must do...

as soon as his eyes fell on them, which was rather awkward, but...

being unfamiliar with the tribal customs of the northern climes...

...nor customs of any tribe, nevertheless he brought out his...

donuts and unzipped his fly which may seem an odd thing to do at a coffee shop, but...

...Canadians, eh...

As such...

Bob and Doug entered, "Hosers All" they shouted, "bring me your"...

"reward! We haven't all day to mess with you tossers, eh?"...

"What the heck is that?", said a blonde woman standing in the corner.

and that was her first mistake because they noticed her and...

... they decided that she would be part of their game.

"But I'm not a hoser!" she protested; nevertheless, they...