But they didn't run away, which is the normal procedure for a Thai man when he...

But they didn't run away, which is the normal procedure for a Thai man when he...

...considers the endless possibilities of...
someone else's nether regions.
Reaching around to grasp the short...
end of the night stick...
his hand unexpectedly encountered...

... a summons - a gawddamned motherfucking summons instructing him to...

refrain from...
removing night sticks from arse without a license.

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges," he exclaimed as he tugged on the...
nightstick, defiant to the end, as the Keystone Kops arrived to...

...add comic relief to what most certainly was...
a bloody mistake by the first cop who now...

...rang his German mate, Hans, the cow inseminator. "Yeah, hi Hans. Yeah, she's fine. Listen, Hans. You still have those finger to shoulder gloves, right? Look, if you don't mind...

I'd like to borrow them for a few days so I can...
A reminder of the OP's design of this thread:Originally Posted by happynz
I don't harp on this for no reason. Indeed, someone once said rules are meant to be broken. But we do have a habit at TD to follow the OP's rules or else create one's own thread. Also, this is a game thread and I'm sure you can appreciate the added difficulty of keeping your post to 10 words or less, not to mention that a long post can be seen as an attempt to hijack the subject towards one's own direction.Originally Posted by English Noodles
That said, carry on.
“The Master said, At fifty, I knew what were the biddings of Heaven. At sixty, I heard them with docile ear. At seventy, I could follow the dictates of my own heart; for what I desired no longer overstepped the boundaries of right.”

^Heh..."We don't need no stinkin' badges"...

...nor warrants." Said the fat cop...
The one with his gun belt backwards said:...
... "I'll be damned if I'm sticking to ten words"! ...

because it's just not enough to express my...
... thoughts on the problems encountered on a daily basis as a law officer in ...

Soi Cowboy since there are so many...

...doughnuts (if ya get my drift, snrk snrk snrk)...
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