Thread: Continue The Story

couldn't hit while still...

fingering his tool and thinking of times past when...

one can only imagine why Debbie call the RSPCA. Jealousy?

Anyhow, it was a dark and stormy night when, out of nowhere, came...

the dog catcher and the fire department with an axe...

head sans handle. With a puzzled look on his face...

namely because it's been so long he's been mentioned...

...he suspected that his siblings were planning...

to sabotage the...

Graceland mansion. (For yose who ain't been there, this is the closet we're talking about:

To be proactive he called Dick Tracy and requested...

Tess Truheart - The detective's love interest and later wife...

for a secluded three way tryst at the...

art gallery owned by Art Dekko (Art forger and thief)...

slipping into his Andy Warhol Deco sum suit he proceeded...

to locate Junior Tracy's beautiful first wife - Moon Maid...

who, by the way, had entered herself into the...

Miss Out of This World beauty contest...

excelling in the thong talent category she...

wowed the judges with her singularly green hips...

...Pity that Miss Neptune was announced as the winner even though...

she personally made all the judges "happy" before the contest...

shrugging it off to lessons learned she decided to...

become a garbage collector to make everybody at stops "happy"...

However, the town council stepped in and proclaimed...