Thread: Continue The Story

use a shot and beer chaser and you'll...

get rid of the tart; but her friend...

dressed entirely in zebra pelts with a hint of glamour...

will have you running for the ATM because...

her terms are clearly tattooed across her breasts: cash money...

.. upon the tits of that barmaid from Sale
were tattooed the prices of ale
but upon her behind
for the sake of the blind
was the same information in Braille

But her spelling was a fail and it actually read

if undelivered please return to

sender...

a box of chocolates on the occasion of ...

her 31st...

multiple orgasmic one night stand compliments of Howard Hippo, aka...

Falang Kee Nok who haggled her down to...

her underwear purchased from a most enchanting...

vendor on Sukhumvit who had a vast array of panties hanging...

right above the assortment of XXX CD's, three for...

me and one for...

..the old woman down the lane...

whose prior occupation as mamasan provided untold...

...scandals and other interesting...

biddies' tits...

all displayed openly on...

The Gusset Of A Sino-italo-singaporean Stunners...

magazine which told all the gruesome...

...reporters to back off 'cos...