Thread: Continue The Story

but it's an odd thing to say, unless...

you're a weird, freaky, puppy like...

Hitler.

a fine example of the side effects of not chewing enough meat..

with your mouth closed. Like momma says...

"Whoomp, there it is...now shut up and fetch me my...

sandwich and slippers before I...

tell your father you've been...

a motherfucker. I won't tell him I caught you wanking...

over turkey dinner; however,...

I couldn't resist stuffing...

..your Elvis doll up..

Pity about Elvis, but the ends justify...

the means, when you are scratching..

barely the surface of...

the perversions that he was exposed to because of...

watching far too many episodes of Brickleberry - while...

tinkering with...

...the large Hadron Collider despite...

being woefully unqualified to do so, which caused much...

...merriment amongst the assembled engineers. Oh how they laughed and...

pissed themselves when a collision actually occurred causing much...

...knocking over of chairs. They muttered curses as they grabbed...

for the controls, but our hero held fast, evading...

their grasp as the alarm bells began shrieking and the klaxon...