Thread: Continue The Story

certainly don't answer that "Who dat?" (555) knock on your door...

because that would be...

...sensible. We don't do sensible...

stuff on TeakDoor; we leave that for socal and his...

...imaginary army...

of ladyboys and other creatures who...

have been claiming too much competition with gays and LBs...

but that stuff is so common it needs no...

...introduction. So ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, on with the...

scintillating story of...

man vs woman in its wildest forms, historically and currently...

so let's just get back to the basics where...

A man thumps a woman on the head and...

everyone knows the scene is in New Zealand, unfortunately, but...

...geez, those noggins are so...

tough, yet they still...

...carry on lootin' and shootin'...

and tootin' whilst...

bustin' a gut doin' the yard of ale while holding a...

mirror up wondering who in the fuck is that...

strange looking...

...old geezer with his hand up...

when, all of a sudden...

the door burst wide open and in strolled...

...the blue suede shoed one, looking for answers to the ultimate...