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That's the second time, bitch, she said...

with an admonishing tone which...

suits her voice well. In approval, Elvis...

beckoned and licked his lips in anticipation while the...

music player played "Hoochie Coochie Man" and she got out...

slippery as a jellied eel with dangerous curves with no...

tail. Phew. So as she lit a Marlboro Light...

smiled seductively, and in a low raspy voice whispered "Big...

Deal" which, as it happened, was overheard by none other...

Fester who had been secretly...

wanking in the...

closet, waiting for mummy to...

open the door, masochist that he is...

and always will be because...

...of his little sister Debbie who...

..Rammed a Tonka toy up his arse in a fit of rage because...

he had abused her miniature poodle and then...

...posted it on instagram. Debbie swore...

up and down that he would pay for his transgressions...

locked in the closet with the poodle, posting on Instagram...

...which, all things considered, was not great, but still better than...

twitter. That being said. Debbie contacted...

...the RSPCA to report...

...Fester singing "Hound Dog" blues in the shower

in a falsetto voice, cracking the high notes he...