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    middle of her bum cheeks, it was so long that

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    she would braid it to keep it from

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    getting under her feet and tripping her head first into

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    what they call the ground which is nothing more than a cesspool covered in boogas, chewing gum and snot that

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    has dried up over the years, just like the gum on the sidewalks. When the weather gets hot you can really see...

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    the reflection of the moonlight ,the stars,
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    ..was surrounded by soldiers who had parts and pieces loaded into trucks they where..

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    proclaimed then to be from an air balloon that

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    had crashed there way back in 1943.

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    It was a dark and stormy night in Pattaya.The sois were...

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    and there was a ripe smell in the air, a smell of...

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    then a cultural ping pong ball show started
    followed by an Arab getting hit in the face with
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    that had oozed out of an impossibly large...

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    ass of a ladyboy.

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    jump up and down on the spot shouting "I'm a lady I'm a real lady" as it plied its dubious trade to unsuspecting

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    show goers who

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    extra long joint he/it got from

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    if you go to Soi 8, look for the girl with the longest hair and the tattoo of a butterfly on her left side neck, she will

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