middle of her bum cheeks, it was so long that

middle of her bum cheeks, it was so long that
she would braid it to keep it from
getting under her feet and tripping her head first into

what they call the ground which is nothing more than a cesspool covered in boogas, chewing gum and snot that

has dried up over the years, just like the gum on the sidewalks. When the weather gets hot you can really see...
the reflection of the moonlight ,the stars,
oh and a giant stripped UfO that just landed next to you , it
..was surrounded by soldiers who had parts and pieces loaded into trucks they where..
proclaimed then to be from an air balloon that

had crashed there way back in 1943.

It was a dark and stormy night in Pattaya.The sois were...

and there was a ripe smell in the air, a smell of...

fish.
then a cultural ping pong ball show started
followed by an Arab getting hit in the face with
a slick banana

that had oozed out of an impossibly large...

ass of a ladyboy.

who then proceeded to
jump up and down on the spot shouting "I'm a lady I'm a real lady" as it plied its dubious trade to unsuspecting

show goers who

resembled the dancing banana which came from the ass of...
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a monkey wearing dungerees and a stetson

and smoking a large...

extra long joint he/it got from
an organ grinder who had a parrot on his shoulder,
the parrot said

if you go to Soi 8, look for the girl with the longest hair and the tattoo of a butterfly on her left side neck, she will
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