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he thought they were joking, so he stuffed the biggest gerbil...

into an airtight ziplock bag
he previously kept his thai sticks in

but our hero the gerbil had sharp teeth ,and in no time had

lacerated his own throat whilst preening himself, oh how the gerbil community wept when they

heard but with tears of laughter at the black comedy of

the bandwagon only to land titside up at a Mormon incest convention

which brings us back to the inevitable and ubiquitous buggering of...

a redhead girl from

Salt Lake City, the capital city of the gerbil...

sex and incestuous animal fetishes for religious zealots

,first prize being

an all expenses paid trip to find the lost golden tablets on which are written the ancient laws of wiping ones arse without the use of toilet paper and

wishing you had won the 2nd prize , fresh from japan a super delux toilet featuring the latest

invention using nothing but air to

to support their fragile economy, with 3rd prize being...

a warm air ass dryer. Which could be useful when

ice fishing on Broke Back Mtn.

but otherwise to embarrassing to use. Now this red hedaded girl

Had a muff of fire engine pubes

which become very matted whenever she had a gusher on

And created sweet and slightly pungent
glazed doughnuts

for all her bakery fans who...

loved the salty tang although the

hair was sometimes caught in the...