Thread: Continue The Story

custard tarts with a topping of.........

Dr Wankensteins home made mayonnaise.

While licking the mayonaise a farang babe...

coughed and choked and...

farted at the same time..

setting a new world record for...

Coffarting

Meanwhile downtown..

Jimmy savile lit his cigar

and slowly puffed in the...

cancerous fumes as little jemima skipped across the road

And into her mums car.

Meanwhile uptown..

at the synagogue,

Hymie Wholesale and Solly Cohen were plotting..

a line across..

the park to the bagel shop where..

tea and poppy seed cake beckoned..

The cake, however, was soggy because...

Abdul, the workforce token muslim had pissed in the dough

but Tea and Poppy-seed just giggled,..

taking the piss with a grain of...

coke or two..

or pepsi, or the "new pepsi," est, which started as a...

health drink for long necked tribal people allergic to sunshine who