Thread: Dinner

^ Oh... who's playing?

A team of layabouts. But the golf game must be outrageously good. And they ‘ll get back to UK with a lovely beach side tan.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

a lovely beach side tan.

What tf is that?

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ Finally, someone who knows about food!

Thank you Dirk.



I will certainly look into it.

I was talking to Joe, They don't have the budget for you.

Originally Posted by cyrille

What tf is that?

Silly cy. Is your cricket team making you irritable?

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Silly cy. Is your cricket team making you irritable?

What cricket?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ That's the sunshine you idiot...and it's a burnt processed meat pie with processed gravy touching cheap processed baked bean juice combined with anaemic frozen chips.
That's cancer on a plate

You really are a sour fucking c^^t sometimes

^ They weren't even cheap beans. They were imported.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ They weren't even cheap beans. They were imported.

How many nights with the A/C off did they cost?

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ They weren't even cheap beans. They were imported.

See, see, fucking imports! hi-so shit

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

You really are a sour

Cross and Baked Hell

Originally Posted by hallelujah

How many nights with the A/C off did they cost?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

maybe I'm still off my food

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Mate, I have absolutely no idea why you're not finding much of an appetite for your own cooking.

*Doesn't look three bad actually, and I love a good parsnip. Maybe add a yorkie, some stuffing and pigs in blankets?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Mate, I have absolutely no idea why you're not finding much of an appetite for your own cooking

Sarcastic b'stard!

Easy win away tonight hey?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

add a yorkie, some stuffing and pigs in blankets

Wot no Brussel sprouts?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Wot no Brussel sprouts?

Sprouts are absoutely rotten, you delinquent.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Sprouts are absoutely rotten, you delinquent.

One a year, it's traditional.

Top tip - You can call it a baby cabbage, cover it in gravy and swallow it whole then the traditional deed is done .

Only 1 roast potato? Are you on a diet?

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Only 1 roast potato? Are you on a diet?

That was a massive mistake!

It was the best part of the meal as well..

More roasties needed in future!!!

Always.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Sprouts are absoutely rotten, you delinquent.

That's cos you're overboiling them into a much not deep frying them crispy enough.

Get a box of Ferrero Roche and eat the lot.

Keep the wrappers and box.

Cover the Sprouts in melted chocolate.

Re wrap and box.

Give to Hal for Christmas.

Imagine that sour look on his face as he chomps down on the second one, because the first didn't register on Boxing day watching the oil rich Magpies rip the back end out of the Stretford End faithful


It's the thought that counts!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Get a box of Ferrero Roche and eat the lot.

I've deep fried ferrero roches before, they weren't very good.

Battered cream eggs are where it's at.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

A trial run Xmas roast dinner..

Good idea.

I was gifted a whole roast chicken frozen by Lilliputian Lao Lady.

So that is my fake Christmas turkey dinner sorted.