Thread: Continue The Story

tried to fark a polar bear and wound up with...

out a head. He was headless, erm, heedless, eh?...

Eunuch that he be he now works at the harem minding...

...his own business, whittling away...

the hours ogling the nubile...

young vixens, dreaming of his youthful...

...indiscretions, missed opportunities, but mostly about that LBFM...

whom he fell for while performing at...

Ghost World and then when he/she couldn't be found...

it seemed he'd lost his...

Mojo..but a few quick pumps on his...

...bench press and he was ready to...

...retreat back to Graceland, where could instigate much more damage by...

...loading...

or reloading Suzi's Sultry Sleazy Slit whilst whipping up...

...a bullshit tale about...

playing pool with the guys at...

Gay slides pool hall in San Francisco with...

Cole Slaw with his quartet jamming in the corner while...

...idly leafing through a book about...

...a declining empire and assorted..

...other tired anecdotes trotted out during.

the most recent campfire roundtable. Yet, unexpectedly the flame...

was an electric fireplace with amazing smoke & flame illusion...

...and it can be yours for thirty-nine ninety-nine. Call now...