Thread: Continue The Story

... but he was too smart for them and quickly ...

....sized up her quarry, as had Priscilla done in the past for the good of....

the nation But little did she know, ....

...quietly and methodically, turning...

slowly, step by step, inch by inch, until...

...she could not bear it any longer, she spun around and...

smacked right into...

...a Japanese blow-up doll - the kind that...

can't keep its mouth closed, even when...

...inflated with...

helium which is not...

as good as Nitrous oxide, which requires the biggest doll...

with a gash to complement its gaping...

...stupid fish mouth. But it must be said that that mouth...

be a funnel because none of the gas should escape...

from...

the bag, as it's a very expensive drug, relatively speaking...

But it was too late. The doll burst, letting out ...

the gas leaving everybody pissed off instead of pissed up...

... and worst of all, without a girlfriend for the night. A cunning plan was required ...

to find something else, although girls are a last resort...

they can be had for a smile and a....

.. pint of lager. So it was off to the pub. Five minutes later,...

...Elvis walked in, inquiring about..

inflatable liferafts, the kind that...