These were the thoughts that swirled around in our hero's head as he stumbled down Soi Cowboy looking for...

These were the thoughts that swirled around in our hero's head as he stumbled down Soi Cowboy looking for...
his Ms. Right. Reflecting on garden hoses and golf balls, he...
needed to have surgically removed from his anus as a young man

he still held out hope that Tilacs might...
bolster his frequently disparaged reputation and allow him to...

be a hansum man once more which was strange because...
tonite he was turning the tables on the sneaky conniving wenches by ....

being his ugly self and smirking when they hesitated to call him a...
khwaii falang mee ngun mag, bpen mon law ti sud, Short Time, yet...

it all had no effect on him since he was...
immune to their derision, much preferring the attention provided by...

a huge ladyboy with hairy shoulders who looked him square in the...
...nether regions, without blushing, and proceeded to...
ring his bell. Screeching in ecstasy he reached for a...
mop, so he could...
practice pole dancing, toe to toe, dancing very close, barely...
touching the...

hairy end because...
you really don't know where its been, becoming aroused he...

missed a step and dropped the mop handle and found...

a new way to contemplate his......
fixation with all those "pretty things" intent on...

extorting money from him by assuming all positions, including...
double twisting bent over backwards pelvic thrust with a...

twist of lemon inserted between...
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