modify the terms by...
modify the terms by...

increasing...
his yield, regularly compounding...

...his troubles as his kids always...

steal his money and booze so they can...
spread the wealth, impress the girls, and...

lubricate their...
libido's, however, at their first foray into...

consensual "banking,"...
their interest peaked at...

the wrong moment, just as the...

...the slamming of car doors outside alerted them that...

the jig was up and the...
a strange aroma wafted....

from between...
the layer of canned pie in a Pitta,was it Fray Bentos Steak and Kidney Donor Kebab or....
haggis in all its splendid glory, enter Andrew Zimmern...

who knocked on the door while...
whistling Dixie he poked his tool through the eager catflap dressed as a ...

drunken hobo because he read somewhere that bums...
are prone to drunken stupors and have carnal knowledge of...

pussyflaps, which may seem weird; however, this was not...

...on the CCTV. "So, in that case..."

it never really happened, which was fortunate because...
the long arm of the law and the keystone kops...
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