Thread: Continue The Story

the three glands, namely...

Signore Testosteroni, della casa di infedele, AKA...

ball pants...

with cuffs turned up like...

Jimmy the Foot, also know as Bunion Joe whose wife .....

the infamous "Lips" Tessy, performs the golf ball hose thingy...

but her favourite act was the corn on the cob through a chain link fence thingy....

until someone mentioned ping pong balls...

at which point he put his hand enquiringly into his trouser pocket......

and found that she'd beaten him to it and popped his...

hand into a warm welcoming place but he was tired and hungry.....

and ignored the little sandwich she offered, preferring to...

the much larger spread at two-ton Tara's place calling...

She was so fat she had her own area code....

and she was visible from space...

which was strange because everybody knows...

only the great wall of china is seen from the ISS...

so he resigned himself to staring at an old wall for the rest of his life.......

instead of waking the fck up and looking at...

the space time continuum where space is three dimensional and time the forth dimension,

enter the worm hole and bask in splendorous...

tubs full of warm champagne........

sorely tempted, but it was not for him as he recalled the teachings of his Mam and Imam

always sip your champagne slowly through the straw...

but if straws are not available drink from a golden goblet....