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temple you could fall off the turnip truck and be...

run over by a bicyclist who resembles a troll who's afraid 'non-sequitur' might mean...

that overcooked turnips like yourself are actually soft, not hard, so put that in your pipe and...

pull the turnip out of your...

hat. Now, grab a hammer and fix that damn ...

sphincter joint before Caitlyn gets a hard-on if that's even possible since...

the opp. A hard turnip may induce some excitement as the resemblance to her old ..

shotput is quite striking; however, getting it up her arse was another...

pay-for-view scam subscribed to by...

Elvis and others...but before we become sidetracked, a kudos had to be offered to...

Simon Cowell for arranging the public fisting of

socal, Butterfly, and a host of other felchers who...

have prostrates in need of a good bruisin', so pull up a seat and...

get yer feet in the stirrups, Icedick, 'cause you're gonna suffer a reaming that you...

you've only been dreamin' of, so, smile big for the...

camera and spread the lube evenly on...

on BB's rubber gloves, cause they're made for...

withstanding all kinds of...

abuse, including the most sought after and desired...

gay trucker from Frinton, who proudly displays his...

!2-inch middle finger he grew studying gynecology online while...

minoring in proctology. He now goes by the nick of...

Father Felcher because...

it was a moniker that many can relate to and...

embrace with full...