Thread: Continue The Story

show Ella, sister Ethel and half-sister Ester, were practicing to...

become...

three sisters with a plan who...

...went to their bank manager with the plan expecting...

to get a cash advance, but the manager...

made advances instead and they weren't prepared for more than...

a hand job for the amount...

offered. Advancing a counteroffer providing deluxe service along with...

breakfast in bed the next morning almost sealed the deal, but...

the greedy bank manager wanted something extra on the side...

but he had large fists so...

A refurbished virgin from Cape cod
desired an encounter with God
it wasn't the almighty
that crept up her night
but D Donut dirty old sod

Maximum 10 words.



Carry on.

with fists that size she thought a donkey was needed for...

the show, so off to the fields she ran, whistling...

...the theme from the Benny Hill show, causing...

the manager to masturbate on...

cue, a talant he perfected while subbing as a porn...

...fluffer on the set of...

King Dong the Wonder Years....

which was a Megathread about valving...

methodology, technical advances and engineering data, along with...

various other...

sundries, normally not found in your typical purse, however...

the bank manager, after wiping his penis on the curtains, offered to...