Thread: Continue The Story

"... like making love to Nigella Lawson with the lights off", according to the defence witness in the bizarre case of ...

hunt the thimble....

during the chesterfield rugby match, which may seem strange to some; however, many people participate...

as the thimble could be hidden in any convenient little hole, so the..

game has not been lost over the years; in fact, statistics show...

that thimblers are increasing as...

long as gerbils are not...

encountered on the way...

because they are nasty little fookers and have a filthy habit of...

... biting the hand that feeds them, especially when sausages are ...

involved since it is well known that gerbils will...

bite anything that pokes them in the head. Therefore..

when a sausage tries to get past them, their instinct...

is to enter the self-preservation attack mode, beware the teeth...

are small but quite sharp; a gerbil can slice a full-grown sausage from head...

to link in a New York minute, yet, can gently...

squeeze up...

should the need arise, taking no prisoners and forsaking...

all worldly goods while...

still finding time to text home to mom and...

have three squares a day as long as one consists of sausage made from...

moon pies, which are round not square, however flunking geometry...

the average gerbil can't tell shit from shinola, let alone the difference between...

a ruby and cut glass, knowing this Priscilla...

bought every gerbil they had at the pet store because her idea was...