Thread: Continue The Story

think that all Indians look the same so that they can keep popping into the bathroom where their indian mates are hiding and a different one comes out for a cut priced gobble and a

cling-on removal for no extra charge. This double service originated in...

the Himalayas in the 18th century. Legend says that...

when the wind blows from the south........

and the mountain goats piss from the north...

and the sun is shining from the East, the resultant wondrous rainbow mist, if inhaled, gives longevity

to followers of a certain faith, namely...

the nectar snorting monkeys of pantyland, which can lead to a heavy addiction to...

sniffing the fresh poop of old ladies.

Meanwhile Dorothy, who had never been to a Turkish sauna, ..........

saw her betrothed undressed and assumed that the stout black chest hairs were

those of her small dog, Toto, who wasn't in Kansas anymore because...

someone had briefly kidnapped and shaved him

in order to use the hair to knit a nice beanie. Toto, not used to being naked was not fairing too well......

so decided to disguise himself as another kind of animal until his hair grew back. Unfortunately it was mating season

and meerkat's, being one of natures most amorous of creatures, found Toto irresistable. So after a time, or a couple of times.........

Toto was perplexed, and buggered as to why these filthy little fcks were...

remaining so very energetic, given the amount of

time they stand around on their back legs looking at stuff all, you'd expect

them to get tired quickly. What's their secret? To find out you need to...

get out in a field more often, drop your drawers, stand straight up, and...

scream as loudly as you can for three minutes. Then, and only then, you can

Truelly appreciate the wonders of

being an animal, out in the wild, who can root anything, anytime he wants.
What happened to the days when

hibernating bears were fair game if you had a large club handy