Thread: Continue The Story

BOOOOM the toilet exploded, shit flew every where and

loose bowels were the order of the day. Coincidence, you say? This always...

Is the outcome when having sex with horse hung ladyboys
w/o proper use of industrial strength condoms

Anyway, having had a new arsehole created, our hero...

awakens at the hospital as the nurse enters

his anal cavity with a...

vintage Leica Camera
and guide book

I no leica he screamed

whilst shoving the guide book down

the nurse's snatch, tearing...

her perfectly pressed uniform. She screamed and...

asked him to turn his face
and cough

her favourite tune, which was

The national anthem of course! Being so close to 8am they decided to

broadcast it over the PA system while tugging their...

family jewels
and sorting thru
the fresh oysters

Pulling the book free he jumps

out of his bed and runs down the hall. He ran straight past the sleeping security guard and out the door. He made his way down the street with his ass hanging out the back of his hospital gown. He got to the main intersection and...

hopped on a baut bus headed toward the nearest gogo-bar.

where he paid top dollar for the dirtiest

glass of beer he'd ever seen. Then a dancer

came and pissed into it from the the top of her pole which was a neat trick but still made

our hero so mad he stood, turned around, opened the back of his hospital gown and

out popped a family of gerbils...there was the momma gerbil, and the...

dancers thought this an excellent way to keep his lunch fresh and warm but