though not quite the same thing, a snake can...

though not quite the same thing, a snake can...
but should not be pissed on. If only because ...

the heat of the piss will...

will melt the ice on the sidewalk....
... and Mr. Earl will be angry about wasting good piss on ...

...the assumption that piss is better...

than any other elixir like Gatorade or...

ice cold battery acid, which...

will certainly put hair on your chest, yet there are some "downsides," like...
^losing hair on your gonads and...

aggravating the rash you've been trying to keep secret..

for most of your life because it's embarrassing when someone says...

"What's that smell?', and then you....

break down, literally, because the acid has...
... made Pink Floyd sound ...

like maple syrup being poured over pancakes....

...and the sigh of disappointment as doctor's orders say no syrup, and certainly no...

more of that shit you've been...
... shoveling for the past ...

decade or so which may seem excessive to some here, but...

many use everyday so they can....

...struggle through yet another...
binge drinking bout at...
... the favorite tavern of most Buckeye fans due to ...
their worthless nut complex which flares up every time...
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