parishioners, clergy, and the village...

parishioners, clergy, and the village...

baker,who made delicious donuts which he gave

to all the younger boys who wished to be...
servers at ...

the old fck's bakery, which was really a front for...

hole punchers union which held meetings

back at the church (where else?) every weekend after..

evensong

The meetings were disgusting spectacles where terrible acts of...

smearing jam covered donuts upon unsuspecting

victims...
who were altered altar boys, becoming altoed alter-buoys at the marine...

where they could be found bobbing for...
crabs, a local infestation found crawling in the..

cracks between the...
and folds of ...

flabby, smelly, vile...
whale....

blubber and...
old knickers

After these strange and perverse encounters, the whole group would head over to...
Chinese take aways..

where they would take away things like...
spoons and stuff..

and leave the forks and chopsticks because...
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